Archive for June, 2010

Pick Up Some Meat At Fudd’s

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

I’m making stew tonight, but we’re low on ingredients. Could you do me a favor and pick up some meat at Fudd’s on the way home? (From Suicide Food) (BTW, This picture makes me think that we should be worshipping Bugs Bunny instead of Jesus. That way we wouldn’t need to rely on transubstantiation during […]

Asshole Jesus

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

I’ve seen the original versions of these pictures floating around the internet for quite a while now. They’re somehow supposed to be “inspirational”. I find the whole idea that there’s an invisible guy following me around and watching everything I do to be quite creepy. Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, I found these recaptioned versions […]

The Great Textbook War

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

I heard a great documentary on public (read: socialist) radio tonight. It’s called “The Great Textbook War”. It’s about a controversy in Kanawha County, West Virginia in 1974 about some new school textbooks. You can find the documentary’s download link in the sidebar of their website. The whole thing sounds eerily contemporary. The one difference […]

Tea Party Jesus

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Delaware Republican congressional candidate Glen Urquhart BoF reader Barbara tells me that she has a new favorite web site: Tea Party Jesus. As you can tell from the above illustration, the web site brilliantly puts the very words of the brain-dead wing of the Republican party into the mouth of Jesus. Here are my favorites […]

Our Hero, The Rat

Friday, June 11th, 2010

You’re probably aware that abandoned land mines from our species’ countless, pointless wars remain a huge problem throughout the world. The civilized world got together in 1999 and banned these barbaric weapons. The United States, of course, refused. In Africa, that continent’s numerous civil wars have left huge tracts of land dangerously littered with land […]

Election Results

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Mr. Owl, how many stains does it take to get to the lunatic center of the Republican Party? (Image from boloboffin2) That’s right, Mr. Owl! You might recall that three months ago, I discovered that some stain named Orly Taitz was running to be the Republican nominee for California Secretary of State. I hadn’t heard […]

How to Vote

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Be sure to vote for the lesser of two weevils. As typically happens, I’m up late studying the ballot the night before the election. I’ve been reading over the candidates’ statements trying to figure out who is worthy of my vote. I really should do more research than I have, but (like most voters) I […]

Rhymes with Sewage, Part 5: 2010

Friday, June 4th, 2010

[In Parts 2, 3, and 4, I told you about my continuing adventures at the 2004 New Living Expo. It’s now 2010. Time for me to go again!] They held the 2010 New Living Expo in San Francisco last month. As I previously mentioned, I hadn’t been to one of those in at least six […]