Archive for December, 2009

Bad Santas, Part 2

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Why batteries were never included with the toys you got. Somebody intercepted them! The other photo blog that Miss Cellania recommended is called Santa, NO! Its pictures are often funnier, but many of them are rude, crude, and lewd. The vibrator at right is the tamest of the rude pictures. If you think about it, […]

Bad Santas, Part 1

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Santa is angry, because the age of consent in this state is 18. The government spent millions of dollars during the Cold War to create the internet, and all we use it for today is to look at cat pictures. And porn. We won the Cold War, because the Soviet Union didn’t place enough value […]

Darwin Was Wrong, Part 7: Stone Cold Lies

Friday, December 18th, 2009

[This is the latest installment of my experience at the Darwin Was Wrong lie-fest put on by Logos Research Associates. You can start from the beginning of this story in Part 1, or you can jump to the first speaker in Part 4. You can watch the videos of this conference at the Logos website […]

The Lord DID Give Me a Sign!

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

I was planning to write the next Darwin Was Wrong installment tonight, but I’m way too tired. Mind-blowing stupidity requires a fresh mind to describe accurately, so I’ll have to put it off to another night. Theoretically, I have my humanist group meeting Wednesday night, so I won’t be able to write the article tomorrow, […]

They Do It Themselves

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

I received a message from a reader today, via the Contact Form. I sent him an email, asking him to elaborate, but the email bounced. He had given me a fake email address. I guess he’s a coward. Anyway, this is what he wrote: Rest assured, that no matter how you slander Christians and even […]

Lord, Give Me a Sign!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

[I had to run off to St. Paul for a few days, so here is an article I wrote in advance.] Well this pretty much refutes everything Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, and Daniel Dennett ever wrote. I’m convinced! I went on one of my periodic photography expeditions last week, this time to San […]

Frank Chu, Part 2

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

[I had to run away to St. Paul, so here is an article I wrote in advance.] [You can read Part 1 here, if you haven’t yet.] I rarely watch TV news. Much of it is very poorly done. The few good stories are sandwiched between garbage stories about celebrity divorces and the missing white […]

Frank Chu, Part 1

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

[Note: I have to go to St. Paul, Minnesota on business for a few days. I’m leaving my blog addiction at home for these few days. I won’t be checking in to make sure the spammers haven’t taken over or to fish your sorry asses out of moderation. You’ll just have to wait until I […]