Archive for October, 2009

Nobel Hope Prize

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

(Image from OfficialWire) I can’t figure out why they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Obama. He hasn’t done anything yet. Make him prove himself first. I guess there was only one qualification this year: not-Bush. “What has he done for world peace?” “He’s not Bush!” “We have a winner!” I wonder if I […]

Adopt a Liberal

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Yesterday I received an email from Liberty Counsel, the Bizarro-ACLU. It says: Liberty Counsel has launched a new program called Adopt a Liberal™. This program encourages people to pray for those in leadership to restore poor leaders to right thinking. The first thing you should notice is that they’re claiming a trademark on the phrase. […]

Cougar Town Offends the Perpetually Offended

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Has anybody watched Cougar Town? It has BJ’s overly-tighty-whiteys in a knot these days. I wasn’t planning to watch it, because most sitcoms aren’t funny enough. Now that BJ is pissed off about it, I should watch at least one episode to see just how far removed from reality BJ is. Ordinarily, I’d Tivo the […]

What Would Sarah Drive?

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

I saw this thing in the hotel parking lot. I’m sure it isn’t really hers, because the stupid level didn’t suddenly increase when it arrived. To answer the question posed in the title: Probably me to Canada, if she’s ever elected. I’ll bet she’s also driven the RV maker out of business. That brand is […]