Archive for August, 2009


Monday, August 31st, 2009

I’m too busy to blog right now, but not for the reasons implied by the above photograph. I actually have to move into a hotel for the next three weeks (long, ugly, frustrating, expensive, boring story). I’m taking a break just long enough to post an obscene picture to my blog and to tell you […]

Jesus Christ, We Missed It!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

The funny thing is that you’d think we would have read about it in the newspapers after it happened. It must have been like that last Indiana Jones movie. You wait for something your entire life, and when it finally happens, it turns out to be a major disappointment. Jesus was probably a feeble old […]

Report from TAM 7 (Part 5)

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

(Comic by Cectic) Yes, I know TAM 7 was a month and a half ago. I told you I was busy. Finally, here is my last report. This is what fun I had on Sunday, the last official day of the conference. (You can see the earlier reports here: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, […]

Ten Telltale Signs of Republican Disease

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

I’m still working between 50 & 60 hours a week (this better end soon!), so I’ve been having trouble finding time to write articles. To cope, I’ve been writing shorter articles or posting stuff I’ve found elsewhere. Today’s article is an example of the latter. A couple of weeks ago, Another Steve sent me an […]

Who Would Jesus Bitch Slap?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

The problem with being dead for 2000 years is you have no control over how people abuse your memory. It’s time for the Second Coming of Christ, but only for him to come back and smack some fundies and Libertarians around. Jesus advocated kindness to others and looking out for the well being of humanity […]

Ask Google

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

I was experimenting with Google’s predictive text feature. I wanted to know how much of an impression I had made upon the great god. How many letters would I have to type just to be noticed? As it turns out, only six: This got me wondering what else Google knows. Oh, great Google, what do […]


Monday, August 17th, 2009

The above image (minus my caption) comes to us from a recent Cracked article. One of my friends insisted that I let you guys try to come up with captions for it. You can see my first attempt, which I rather like. Can you do better? Just leave your proposed caption in the comments. You […]

If At First You Don’t Succeed…

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

This explains D. James Kennedy. (YouTube page is here) This, of course, is from Seth Macfarlane (via Cousinavi). What I want to know is how the Road Runner went from completely flat and spattered in one scene to a nice, plump, intact carcass in the next. I guess magic toon healing occurs even in death.