Archive for August, 2008

College Requirement: Four Years of Darwinism

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Creationism will infect all subjects

(Image from The Propaganda Remix Project)

My inbox has been graced with a special message from Gary North. North is a nut-job fundie with a PhD from a legitimate school (UC Riverside), which proves that you can misuse a real education as easily as a fake one. North’s degree is in economic history, which (of course) qualifies him to talk about something called “Darwinism”. I’m not sure what this “Darwinism” is. I checked the course catalogs of many schools, but I couldn’t find such a subject.

North seems to be the poster child of the pro-theocracy, pro-hate pressure group American Vision. North’s email to me is titled “Special Report: The key to winning back our country”. This report can’t be that special; I was unable to find a copy of it on their web site. But don’t feel left out! I’ll reprint the best parts of his email right here, so you, too, can bathe in the glow of his wisdom.

The glowing Gary North

Gary North. Leave this picture on your screen and sit next
to your monitor, so you can bathe in his glowing wisdom.

He starts out with:

Every college student is required to take four years of Darwinism. What have you done to immunize your child?

Nothing. Religious nuts like you are opposed to immunizations.

Darwin’s book…was published in 1859.

Oh! He means Charles Darwin! What a dimwit! Schools haven’t taught “Darwinism” in over a hundred years. They do teach biology, though. This includes a much-revamped and updated theory of evolution, which is based, in part, on Darwin’s groundbreaking work.

That was the beginning. Within two decades, Darwin’s theory of evolution through random natural selection…

Wow! That economics degree sure served you well, “Dr.” North! You might want to learn a subject before forming an opinion of it. Evolution is not random! What a putz!

Documentary about Gary North

Hey! They made a movie about Gary North!

…had captured the thinking of the intellectuals of the Western world. Every academic field was rewritten in terms of Darwinism: law, history, political science, economics—all of them.

Well if that is indeed true, that is the fault of those other disciplines. You can’t directly apply a theory about the natural world to the social sciences. But I strongly suspect that Dr. North is not completely accurate here.

Most Bible-believing Christians are aware of this with respect to biology and geology. They are not aware of it in the social sciences and the humanities. Yet it is here that Darwinism rules with an iron grip.

The one who needs to get a grip is North.

Let me give an example. Anthropologists speak of primitive societies.

Uh… Not the last time I checked, they didn’t. The only people still using that term are the Christians, to justify their culture-destroying missionary work around the world.

In fact, let’s quote Wikipedia on the matter:

…describing a culture as primitive is often considered factually incorrect and offensive today.

Now let’s get back to Dr. North’s factually incorrect and offensive email:

But such societies still exist in jungle tribes. Why? Anthropologists do not point to the tribes’ rejection of biblical religion (after Noah) as the cause of their backwardness.

Considering that Noah never existed and the flood never happened, I’d say that’s a good move on their part.

They search for other explanations. They look to the tribes’ environment. This is pure Darwinism: man’s social evolution as the result of expanding population in the face of a hostile environment.

No. This is pure science. Look at the facts and see where they point. (In fact, if you’re interested in this subject, there’s a fascinating book that explores these questions: Guns, Germs, and Steel.)

Historians teach that civilization appeared first in Mesopotamia. Men learned agriculture. But didn’t Cain offer an agricultural sacrifice?

OK. Now I’m lost. I think he’s saying that those nasty historians are crediting the invention of agriculture to those offensive “primitive societies”, when everybody knows that God taught Cain how to plant crops.

Providentially, the scientific creation movement came into existence in the 1950s.…We have many books and magazines on six-day creation in the natural sciences.

We do not have even one book on creationism in the humanities and the social sciences.…We have yet to see a single textbook in history or government that is explicitly six-day creationist. [emphasis added]

You read it here first, folks! Gary North is suggesting that the radically-repressed now expand their assault on education to the social sciences! That’s one reason it was so important to stop their anti-education agenda at evolution. But like an overflowing toilet, it doesn’t matter how many towels you throw down. They still overwhelm your best efforts. They’ve made it out of the bathroom now, and they’re headed for the carpet!

Creationism spreads

Good Thing the Right-Wingers Can See Through the Facade

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Because we on the left are too easily fooled. Look who I almost voted for!

Barack Obama is a Muslim? Who knew?

(Image presented as factual at The Midnight Sun.)

American Vision Pwns Atheism!

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I generally don’t like internet slang, but there is no better word to describe this American Vision video that totally decimates atheism!


(YouTube page is here)

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Sarah found this video response to the above.


(YouTube page is here)

What Epileptics Do on Sunday Mornings

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Don’t stay out too late at the dance club tonight. You know you have to get up early for church tomorrow!


(YouTube page is here)

I, God

Friday, August 15th, 2008

This is pretty funny. Go over to Holy Taco for the whole enchilada.

The iGod with his new product

Game Theory

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Somewhere there's a village missing its idiot

(Image from The Bronze Blog)

Don’t get on his bad side, or he’ll be draggin’ you to his dungeon.

Carnival of the Liberals #71

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Carnival of the Liberals

The latest Carnival of the Liberals has been posted over at Submitted to a Candid World. Unlike my usual practice of suggesting an article that I especially like, I recommend that you go over there and check a bunch of them out. Many of the articles are on topics we’ve been discussing lately, such as anti-intellectualism and offshore drilling.

Kevin Wirth has the Vapors

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Kevin Wirth shilling his book

Kevin Wirth telling us about his book

There’s a standup comedian (I’ve forgotten who) who says this (I’m quoting to the best of my memory here):

In the old movies the people have such interesting diseases. You know what I always thought would be cool to have? “The Vapors”! Characters were always getting that. Scarlett O’Hara says “I have to leave the room. I have the vapors.”

I finally found out what that is: Gas!

No, Scarlet. If you have the vapors, I think we’ll leave the room!

You might recall that back in May we looked at an ad for crackpot creatard Kevin Wirth’s forthcoming bowel movement, Slaughter of the Dissidents: The Shocking Truth about Killing the Careers of Darwin Doubters.

The book was supposed to be published at the end of May. Since that time, Kevin has emitted a lot of gas, but no book. I went by his website a few times in the intervening months. I saw that the book was then promised for the end of June, then July, and now August. It was beginning to look more and more like vaporware, so to speak.

Now I just received an email from Kevin’s no-budget creationism club, Access Research Network, promoting the book. Let’s take a look:

If you liked the movie Expelled, you are going to love this new book by Dr. Jerry Bergman. Ben Stein’s movie Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed has been called the “tip of the iceberg” regarding the discrimination that exists in many scientific, academic and media communities against those who challenge Darwin’s theory of evolution.

Actually, Expelled was called lots of things, very little of it flattering. Isn’t it interesting that they don’t tell us who called Expelled the “tip of the iceberg”? This is typical of most creationist flatulence. They make wild claims and then never back it up. But this is unusual behavior for Kevin Wirth. Love him or hate him, at least Kevin tells us who he’s quoting out of context. Tell you what, Kevin, you can quote me on this issue. Here you go:

Expelled is just the tip of the iceberg of retarded creationist lies.

Have at it, K-boy! You should be able to do the old P.T. Barnum on it and get a good positive review out of that.

Let’s get back to the email:

With the release of Jerry Bergman’s new book, Slaughter of the Dissidents, you are about to meet the rest of this Titanic-sized iceberg.

Yes. The creationist claim of discrimination sank faster than the Titanic.

Bergman experienced the slaughter of his own career over thirty years ago while teaching at Bowling Green University, which started him on a life-long quest to document the academic and religious discrimination exhibited against students, scientists and educators who dare to doubt Darwin.

No. We debunked this claim back in May. Bergman was fired for lying about his credentials.

Bergman interviewed over 300 people in his quest to document one of America’s growing hate crimes.

WOW!! Way to go, Kevin! That’s even wilder than most of your other delusional fantasies. A hate crime! Tell me, Kevin. How many creationists have been tortured, tied to a fence, and left to die?

Kevin's perception of evolutionary biologists

Darwinist picnic
(Photo courtesy of Kevin Wirth)

He also went to great lengths to interview folks on both sides of each case and sought to have each victim review his case description before publication.

So you’re admitting the book is biased. You interview people on both sides, but only bother to ask the people you agree with if you got the facts straight.

Using approximately 50 chapter-long case studies, Bergman then dives into a page-turning narrative…

Meaning that you’ll be turning the pages quickly, shrieking “It just goes on and on and on! One long boring rant of made-up stories!”

…describing how career after career was mowed down by the big Darwinian machine…

I’ve always loved Kevin’s purple prose. Mowed down! The big Darwinian machine! I think he means “swallowed by the massive gaping maw of creationist illogic!”

…and there is no end in sight of this growing discrimination, unless you get this book into the hands of everyone who cares about our academic and religious freedoms.

Why? So they can laugh at it?

If you follow the link in the email to ARN’s toxic waste dump, you’ll find a similar description (with bonus added typos!) and a table of contents:

Table of Contents

Acknowledgements.
Select Quotes
Introduction by Dr. D. James Kennedy
Introduction by Dr. John Eidsmoe
Introduction by Dr. Jerry Bergman
Chapter 1: A Context for Discrimination Against Darwin Skeptics by Kevin H. Wirth
Chapter 2: Intolerance Against Darwin Skeptics
Chapter 3: Denial of Earned Degrees
Chapter 4: The Public Lynching of Roger DeHart
Chapter 5: Professors Richard Bube and Dean Kenyon
Chapter 6: The Ray Webster Case
Chapter 7: Peloza, Bishop and Johnson
Chapter 8: Rodney LeVake and Larry Booher
Chapter 9: The Nancy Bryson Case
Chapter 10: Caroline Crocker: Expelled Twice
Chapter 11: The Case of Biology Professor Dan Scott
Chapter 12: Raymond Damadian: Inventor of the MRI
Chapter 13: Guillermo Gonzalez and the Privileged Planet
Chapter 14: Survivors Von Braun, Adler and Chain
Chapter 15: What Can Be Done?
Index.
Bibliography

I find a couple of hilarious things in the above list. First of all, it’s only 15 chapters. What did Kevin’s email say? Oh yeah:

…approximately 50 chapter-long case studies…

You see Kevin, I know that if you mumble, fifteen and fifty might sound alike, but they’re actually two different numbers! Good to see that you can’t even get your facts straight in your own advertisement.

The second source of hilarity is Kevin’s repeated use of the word “skeptic”. He’s not a creationist creatard! No! Our boy Kevin is a “Darwin Skeptic”! Please, Kevin, tell us just what that is. Apparently you’d like proof that Darwin existed. I can assure you that he did. I have affidavits!

I think we’d better take our leave of Kevin Wirth, Jerry Bergman, and Access Research Network now. They are the vapors!

Kevin's can talk about creationism and blow bubbles simultaneously

Kevin Wirth employee photo
(Photo by Access Research Network)

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(Actual photo credits: Top, many places on the web; Middle, CaƱon City Public Library; Bottom, Germes)