Archive for the ‘Wirthless Ideas’ Category

No Transitional Fossils between Kevin Wirth and Credibility

Monday, April 6th, 2009

(Image from The Access Research Network blog consists mostly of Denyse O’Leary’s dreadful articles that tell us nothing more than she completely misunderstands evolution. Among the rare non-O’Dreary posts are the even drearier ones from Kevin Wirth. He recently posted another article, in which he demonstrates a misunderstanding of evolution almost as bad as […]

Kevin Wirth, “Critical Thinker”

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

I know, I know. “Kevin Wirth” and “critical thinker” don’t go together. It’s like “George Bush, Rhodes Scholar” or “Ken Ham, Scientist”. But “critical thinker” is what Kevin thinks he is. I guess if our unevolved friend pounds on his typewriter long enough, some strange combinations of letters will occasionally come out. He came up […]

Access Research Network Announces: Rich Source of Irony Discovered

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

(Image from Rose Cantine) Colorado Springs, CO, March 10, 2009 — In a major announcement today, Access Research Network reports that the depletion of the world’s irony supplies is not as imminent as some experts are predicting. “Your Seinfeld reruns will be safe for decades to come,” said Kevin Wirth, of ARN. “Although known irony […]

This Dork Couldn’t ID Farce if it Were Designed by God

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

(Image from Casting Stones) Creationist creatard Kevin Wirth poked his head out of his burrow, saw a “Darwinist”, and declared we’d have 6 more decades of religion in the public schools. He made this declaration a few days ago on ARN’s blog, in an article titled “From the Dork Side of the Farce”. I think […]

We Have the Fossils. We Win.

Monday, February 16th, 2009

(Click the image to embiggen.) For some peculiar and unknown reason, the original version of the above poster has almost completely disappeared from the internet. I have a small, low-rez copy in an earlier article. I’ve only found one other copy anywhere on the internet, and it’s just a copy of mine (they kept my […]

When You Haven’t Got a Clue, Call Yourself the IDEA Center!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

One of the offshoots of the Discovery Institute is called the IDEA Center. Its purpose is to form a lot of little creationism clubs around the country. Just like there are local clubs for photography, single parents, off-roading, and hundreds of other lifestyles and hobbies, now there is a local club for mouth-breathers and droolers! […]

Expelled on DVD

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Expelled came out on DVD Tuesday. Supposedly the filmmakers managed to get a good distribution deal, so it will be widely available in places such as Wal-Mart, Target, etc. That will make it all too easy for the mouth-breathers to find a copy to take home to the trailer to set next to their Jesus […]

Kevin Wirth has the Vapors

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Kevin Wirth telling us about his book There’s a standup comedian (I’ve forgotten who) who says this (I’m quoting to the best of my memory here): In the old movies the people have such interesting diseases. You know what I always thought would be cool to have? “The Vapors”! Characters were always getting that. Scarlett […]