It has always struck me as odd that everybody keeps asking kids the same question this time of year: “Do you believe in Santa?” Why? Nobody asks them “Do you believe in Barack Obama?” or “Do you believe in J.K. Rowling?” or “Do you believe in the +8 oxidation state of ruthenium tetroxide?” The fact [...]
One of my most popular posts of all time was the Intelligent Design Venn Diagram. I didn’t make it. I just reprinted it. Nevertheless, a lot of people complained to me that I “made it wrong” and they were offended by it. This one should be even more offensive. Again, I didn’t make it. I [...]
Brian and Parrotlover recently raised an interesting question that we’ve all probably thought about: What would it take to convince you that God is real? In a comment to the “Asshole Jesus” article, Brian wrote: Believers have the easiest go of it, because all it takes is just one miracle (beyond Mary-shaped piss stains on [...]
I received an email from the “Family” Research Council (and “Family” is probably an accurate description). The email states: When the North Carolina legislature asked Ron Baity to serve as a guest chaplain at the state house, the pastor of Berean Baptist Church said it was an honor. What he didn’t know was how short-lived [...]
I’m making stew tonight, but we’re low on ingredients. Could you do me a favor and pick up some meat at Fudd’s on the way home? (From Suicide Food) (BTW, This picture makes me think that we should be worshipping Bugs Bunny instead of Jesus. That way we wouldn’t need to rely on transubstantiation during [...]
I’ve seen the original versions of these pictures floating around the internet for quite a while now. They’re somehow supposed to be “inspirational”. I find the whole idea that there’s an invisible guy following me around and watching everything I do to be quite creepy. Maybe that’s just me. Anyway, I found these recaptioned versions [...]
Jeff Eyges alerted me to the first video below. The second one is by the same people. They’re worth a few minutes of your time. The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny (YouTube page is here) Ultimate Praying Championship (YouTube page is here)
Our seven-day week seems to be based on the Genesis myth. Our five-day work week is the result of the labor movement. Clearly, unions are more powerful than God. However, starting primarily with the Reagan administration, labor unions are being destroyed in this country. I guess Republicans think they’re more powerful than unions. Using the [...]
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