Archive for the ‘Offline Video’ Category

Fundies Foil World Domination Plot

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Two retired world conquerors tried to team up to make a comeback tonight, but their plans to take over the world have be thwarted—by fundies! Former evil genius (and now simple gay sidekick) Stewie Griffin had teamed up with former world conqueror, still-evil, semi-genius Microsoft to produce tonight’s Fox TV special Family Guy Presents: Seth […]

Christianity is Real, Unlike that Fraud Jeane Dixon

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Charlie Butts at OneNeuronNow always knows reality when he sees it, so let’s look at his latest article, “She searched, God found”: Lulu Auger has written a book titled Lulu in which she chronicles her encounter with the occult. Usually when somebody is screaming about the occult, you think of Satanists and baby sacrifices and […]

Public Access Religious Horror

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Public access TV may be a dying “art”. It used to be that when a company wanted to get the cable-TV franchise for a city, the city would insist on getting their own channel out of the deal. Very often, the rules allowed any city resident to put their own TV show onto that channel. […]

Marge Simpson: The Gateway Porn

Friday, October 16th, 2009

I don’t even know where to begin with this one. The American Family Association is upset that Marge Simpson is posing for Playboy. The AFA has gone beyond self-parody now. They’ve decided to target 7-11 in this campaign. That’s a big easy target that can stand in for Playboy itself. The fundies can’t very well […]

Cougar Town Offends the Perpetually Offended

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Has anybody watched Cougar Town? It has BJ’s overly-tighty-whiteys in a knot these days. I wasn’t planning to watch it, because most sitcoms aren’t funny enough. Now that BJ is pissed off about it, I should watch at least one episode to see just how far removed from reality BJ is. Ordinarily, I’d Tivo the […]

Sadly, Yes, Glenn Beck is a Dildo

Friday, September 25th, 2009

(From The Daily Irritant) [Update: Welcome to everyone coming over from Crooks and Liars! Why is it every time I write about dildos I get more traffic?] Yesterday, I got a quick mention in Sadly, No! about an old wetsuit/dildo mishap. If you’re one of those readers, welcome! If you then came to this article […]

Pathetic Encore

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

[Note: This site is still having problems, but I’m tired of dealing with it. I’ll try to fix it over the next several days. I need a break. An entertainment break. What could be more fun and reinvigorating than fisking a fundie? Nothing! Let’s go!] You might remember back in May when some numbnuts calling […]

Report from TAM 7 (Part 3)

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

(Comic by Cectic) (You can see the other reports here: Part 1, Part 2, Part 4, and Part 5) So finally, I have time to give you a summary of Friday, July 10, the first of the two main days at The Amazing Meeting 7. They had it set up so that during breakfast we […]