Bay of Fundie

(Caption by Eightfold)
I bet you guys thought I forgot about this! Way back in August, I posted this genuine bona-fide Astroboy comic book scene and asked if anybody could come up with some good captions. I was expecting to get back to it a couple of weeks later. What I didn’t count [...]

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I went by Conservapedia the other day to see what their most popular articles are. A year or so back, almost everything on that list had to do with homosexuality. I’d say they were a bit fixated over there. I was rather surprised to see a much more balanced list [...]

I don’t know what is with these fundies and their fascination with the mechanics of homosexual sex. That makes me think there was some sort of weird subconscious expression going on when Charlie Butts titled one of his recent articles “The Financial Ramifications of Same-Sex ‘Marriage’”. Or maybe I’m reading too much into [...]

(Image from 2 Political Junkies)
The thing I love about fundies is that they are so stupendously, mindblowingly non-self-aware. Forget about the world being destroyed by the Large Hadron Collider. At this very moment, all fundie irony is coalescing in Connecticut. We’re on the verge of witnessing ironic critical mass. Our world [...]

(From AfricazMost)
I have a couple of OneNeuronNow articles for you today. First up is “A Call for Humble Prayer on Sunday”.
Sunday (July 5) is “Call 2 Fall,” a prayer rally organized by the Family Research Council.
It is a call to Christians and their churches to take three to five minutes during the Sunday services, [...]

Anybody can throw up a website and claim to be a ministry. This is appropriate, because most ministries make me throw up. I just came across this loon, who runs Love God’s Way Ministries.
Originally, there seemed to be some debate about whether this was a genuine fundie nutball or a parody site designed [...]

“Hey, kid, wanna touch my baguette?”
Let’s take a fast run through a few articles at OneNeuronNow.
I actually agree with most of this first article, “Michael Jackson—The American Equivalent of ‘Lady Di’”. I wouldn’t even mention it, but it allows me to shoehorn in the above picture. (At least I know I’m sleazy!)
The article [...]

One nightmare scenario that was guaranteed to
happen if California had legalized gay marriage.
I got the above picture from Zaius Nation. On that page, he linked to a top ten list that has been floating around the internet. Now is a good time to reprint that too.
10 Reasons Gay Marriage Will Ruin Our Society

Being [...]