Archive for the ‘Crazy Fundies’ Category

The Alpha Course

Monday, July 11th, 2011

(Cartoon from The Rut) I was all set for my big comeback article tonight. It was going to be good. I was going to write about a high-pressure fundie recruitment ploy that utilizes intensive sales techniques, a la the dreaded timeshare sales pitch. It turns out that isn’t quite what they do, and it was [...]

False Alarm

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

This guy stood outside the hall all day Saturday and tried to convert us. (From San Jose Calif. Mercury News) Don’t panic about that last post. That went up by mistake. I was having too much fun at the Regional Atheist Meeting to run home and stop the post. I figured if Harold Camping was [...]

Obama Aborts Osama

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

The president the fundies hate so much has done what they’ve wanted for the last ten years: Kill Osama bin Laden. So how is a proper fundie supposed to react? That’s right, by blaming Obama for “murdering babies”! One of the most extreme fundies I’ve encountered in five years of doing this blog is disbarred-Chaplain [...]

Why Can’t I Ever Dream Up Scams Like This?

Friday, March 18th, 2011

I received an email from a fundie crying that some commie-liberal puppy-raping Jesus-hating atheist doesn’t like the national motto (“In God we trust”). He wants me to sign a petition to Congress to get them to vote yes on some unconstitutional legislation to waste tax dollars promoting his religion. I get emails like this all [...]

This Story Has Been Completely Buried by the Liberal Media!

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Thanks to Jeff, who tipped me off to this story that those bastards at MSNBC and the New York Times refuse to cover: FORMER DAVENPORT, IA—Immediately following the performance of a same-sex marriage ceremony Sunday afternoon at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church on Lincoln Avenue, the city of Davenport, IA and all 99,685 of its [...]

Cabazon Dinosaurs: The Web Site

Thursday, March 10th, 2011

(From slworking2) Since most of us can’t just hop in the car and take a quick jaunt over to Palm Springs to see the creationist dinosaurs, lets hop in our browser and take a quick jaunt over to their web site. In typical fundie fashion, their home page is designed to be as hard on [...]

Cabazon Dinosaurs: Video Proof

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

More like 180 proof, which is what these people must be drinking. Anyway, it’s 2:00 AM, so I’ll cheat and just put up a couple of videos. Hopefully I’ll have more time tomorrow to write a longer post. Both of these videos are by some sort of brain-damaged creationist group out of Florida. They’re somehow [...]

Cabazon Dinosaurs: Intro

Monday, February 28th, 2011

Why so sad, Dinny? Has your home been overrun by creationists? (From slworking2) [I’m still working way too many hours these days and have no time to blog. It’s frustrating, because so many great topics have flown by that I wanted to cover. I’ve just come across a topic that demands an in-depth look, so [...]