Archive for the ‘Crazy Fundies’ Category

President Obama Cannot Possibly be a Christian

Monday, August 30th, 2010

I pulled this title directly from a post at Rightly Concerned, a blog published by the American Fundie Association. I’m so glad there is an organization that officially decrees what religion people are allowed to be.
I wonder if there is an application form I have to fill out? Maybe it’s like Candid Camera. [...]

Dog the Jesus Hunter

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

I’ve been blogging about fundies for over four years. Haven’t I grown bored of it yet?
Why, no. Just when I think I’ve seen all the weirdness the fundies can create, something like this comes along.

What’s truly inexplicable is comments for this video have been turned off. I wonder why that could be?

The Crazy is Strong with This One

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

I’ve been sitting on this video for a while. I wanted to write more about the lunatic behind it, but I just don’t have the time these days. If you go to the video’s YouTube page and follow some of the links, you’ll see what I mean.

So, umm, I guess by drinking Pepsi [...]

If Anal Sex Were Legal, Everybody Would Want It!

Monday, August 9th, 2010

(From Comically Vintage)
Unlike the woman in the above picture, the only pain in my ass is how many hours I’m working these days. It has been difficult to sit on the sidelines while Proposition 8 was declared unconstitutional. The fundies are throwing a fit! They’re having a conniption! I don’t think [...]

I Haven’t Been Raptured (Yet)

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Since I haven’t posted in over a week, I realized that most of you probably think I’ve been raptured. After all, if the rapture were to actually occur, so few Christians would qualify that we probably wouldn’t notice that it had even happened. I’m guessing that maybe six or eight people out of [...]

Gay Yet?

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

(Image from Myrtle Beach Remembered)
Surely you must be gay by now. After all, the homosexuals have been promoting their agenda and shoving their lifestyle down your throat for several decades now. If the conversion hasn’t stuck yet, well then, I guess it never will!
I was reminded of this agenda by seeing an article [...]

What’s Brazil’s Problem?

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

PZ recently did a post on camel sex. That led me to discover Google Insight. I was curious who is the most concerned about fundies, so I typed that in. I was expecting the U.S. to be at the top of the list, since we have the biggest problem. Nope. [...]

Kevin Wirth Is Like a Piece of Old Farm Equipment

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Kevin Wirth
When I was growing up, I spent some of my summers on my grandfather’s farm in South Dakota. It was a fantastic place to run around, although my mother was convinced I’d get maimed.
She was always telling me horror stories about how dangerous a farm is. Allegedly one of her cousins or [...]