Bay of Fundie

Bill Johnson, the American Decency Ass., is normally concerned with how much plastic the mannequin at the local Victoria’s Secret is showing. Apparently that doesn’t occupy all of his time. He also has time to watch Faux News and listen to talk radio. He then runs out to the mall (shielding his eyes as he [...]

I received a phone call a couple of days ago. When I answered, there was a long silence. This is the mark of an automated dialer. I’m on the FTC’s Do Not Call list, so I knew this was either some scumbag company that ignores the list, or Jay Sekulow. Sekulow runs Pat Robertson’s anti-ACLU. [...]

This is what we’re fighting. Don’t waver in your resolve. I know I haven’t posted anything in a while. I’ve actually been trying to write a new article for almost a week now. There have been a lot of distractions in my life that I haven’t had much control over. I hope to get it [...]

(From Comically Vintage) Unlike the woman in the above picture, the only pain in my ass is how many hours I’m working these days. It has been difficult to sit on the sidelines while Proposition 8 was declared unconstitutional. The fundies are throwing a fit! They’re having a conniption! I don’t think I’ve ever seen [...]

(Image from Myrtle Beach Remembered) Surely you must be gay by now. After all, the homosexuals have been promoting their agenda and shoving their lifestyle down your throat for several decades now. If the conversion hasn’t stuck yet, well then, I guess it never will! I was reminded of this agenda by seeing an article [...]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu in New Zealand I’m sure you’ve heard the word “antidisestablishmentarianism” at some point in your life. It’s allegedly the longest word in the English language. This Wikipedia article tells us there are longer words, but they don’t count. I remember looking up the definition years ago and not really getting it. I looked it [...]

I received an email from the “Family” Research Council (and “Family” is probably an accurate description). The email states: When the North Carolina legislature asked Ron Baity to serve as a guest chaplain at the state house, the pastor of Berean Baptist Church said it was an honor. What he didn’t know was how short-lived [...]

I heard a great documentary on public (read: socialist) radio tonight. It’s called “The Great Textbook War”. It’s about a controversy in Kanawha County, West Virginia in 1974 about some new school textbooks. You can find the documentary’s download link in the sidebar of their website. The whole thing sounds eerily contemporary. The one difference [...]