Archive for the ‘Church and State’ Category

Obama Aborts Osama

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

The president the fundies hate so much has done what they’ve wanted for the last ten years: Kill Osama bin Laden. So how is a proper fundie supposed to react? That’s right, by blaming Obama for “murdering babies”! One of the most extreme fundies I’ve encountered in five years of doing this blog is disbarred-Chaplain […]

Planned Abortionhood

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

(I know what I wrote yesterday about scaling back the blog, which I am doing, but this is a quickie.) Over the last few months, I’ve received a barrage of fundie emails about Planned Parenthood. The puppetmasters were trying to get all of their followers to barrage Congress with demands to stop all federal funding […]

Why Can’t I Ever Dream Up Scams Like This?

Friday, March 18th, 2011

I received an email from a fundie crying that some commie-liberal puppy-raping Jesus-hating atheist doesn’t like the national motto (“In God we trust”). He wants me to sign a petition to Congress to get them to vote yes on some unconstitutional legislation to waste tax dollars promoting his religion. I get emails like this all […]

This Story Has Been Completely Buried by the Liberal Media!

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Thanks to Jeff, who tipped me off to this story that those bastards at MSNBC and the New York Times refuse to cover: FORMER DAVENPORT, IA—Immediately following the performance of a same-sex marriage ceremony Sunday afternoon at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church on Lincoln Avenue, the city of Davenport, IA and all 99,685 of its […]

ZOMG! Your Kids’ Teacher is a Transvestite!

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

But the bad news is, they’re homeschooled! I was over at the Traditional Values Coalition website, where I saw a link that said “Do you want men dressed as women teaching your kids?” My reply was “Would you prefer they were undressed?” Anyway, I clicked on the link, and it took me here: Don’t you […]

The Better Question Is: Are There Minorities in the Republican Party?

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Heaven is like Iowa! And if so, why? I’m still here. The blog hasn’t left the state to try to deprive the Republicans of a quorum. I’m just too busy to post anything right now. Hopefully I’ll find some time soon. Lately, I’ve been so tired when I get home from work that I just […]

Stupefyingly Oblivious

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

All of the fundie organizations that I follow have been opposed to health care reform from the beginning. That’s because Jesus taught us to leave the sick, the poor, and the less fortunate in the woods for the wolves to eat. Today I received an email from Liberty Counsel, which is yet another fundie anti-ACLU. […]

My Campaign Materials Will Be Arriving Soon!

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

You might recall that way back in November, I received a call from Pat Robertson’s anti-ACLU, the ACLJ. They wanted to send me a pack of letters to send to all of my friends and relatives to enlist them in the fight to take away women’s rights. I told them that if they were as […]