Bay of Fundie

(From Comically Vintage)
Unlike the woman in the above picture, the only pain in my ass is how many hours I’m working these days. It has been difficult to sit on the sidelines while Proposition 8 was declared unconstitutional. The fundies are throwing a fit! They’re having a conniption! I don’t think [...]

(Image from Myrtle Beach Remembered)
Surely you must be gay by now. After all, the homosexuals have been promoting their agenda and shoving their lifestyle down your throat for several decades now. If the conversion hasn’t stuck yet, well then, I guess it never will!
I was reminded of this agenda by seeing an article [...]

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
in New Zealand
I’m sure you’ve heard the word “antidisestablishmentarianism” at some point in your life. It’s allegedly the longest word in the English language. This Wikipedia article tells us there are longer words, but they don’t count.
I remember looking up the definition years ago and not really getting it. I looked it [...]

I received an email from the “Family” Research Council (and “Family” is probably an accurate description). The email states:
When the North Carolina legislature asked Ron Baity to serve as a guest chaplain at the state house, the pastor of Berean Baptist Church said it was an honor. What he didn’t know was how short-lived [...]

I heard a great documentary on public (read: socialist) radio tonight. It’s called “The Great Textbook War”. It’s about a controversy in Kanawha County, West Virginia in 1974 about some new school textbooks. You can find the documentary’s download link in the sidebar of their website.
The whole thing sounds eerily contemporary. [...]

Mr. Owl, how many stains does it take to get to the lunatic center of the Republican Party?

(Image from boloboffin2)
That’s right, Mr. Owl!
You might recall that three months ago, I discovered that some stain named Orly Taitz was running to be the Republican nominee for California Secretary of State. I hadn’t heard of her [...]

Be sure to vote for the lesser of two weevils.
As typically happens, I’m up late studying the ballot the night before the election. I’ve been reading over the candidates’ statements trying to figure out who is worthy of my vote.
I really should do more research than I have, but (like most voters) I have [...]

Last Saturday, I went to a new age fair (for the lulz). It actually wasn’t nearly as funny as I thought it would be. Sure, it had its moments, but overall I came away depressed. We’re a truly pathetic species. We believe some incredibly far-fetched crap. Stuff that couldn’t be [...]