Archive for the ‘Censorship’ Category

Carnival of the Topless Mermaid

Friday, March 13th, 2009

(Marine Boy images from Little Gems) You may have noticed that the posting has been light the last couple of weeks. Sometimes I get busy with other stuff. It happens. One consequence of this is that I have completely neglected my duty to alert you to the latest appearance of the Carnival of the Godless. […]

BJ Apologizes

Friday, February 6th, 2009

BJ, left, and completely unrelated sign This morning, I found this email from Bill Johnson waiting for me: An update and an apology regarding Wal-Mart and yesterday’s email alert. A special thanks to my friend Dan Iset from Parent Television Council. He wrote the following: Actually, it’s Parents Television Council (I just verified this on […]

Wal-Mart Pervert Section

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

(Image from Ryan Byrd’s Ramblings. Click to embiggen.) This morning, I received an email from Bill Johnson, the American Decency Ass. It opens with this line (I kid you not): The battle is hot and heavy there in DC Umm, BJ, I don’t want to know which theaters you visit in your off-hours. Anyway, he […]

Your Newest Senator Says: “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot”

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Buy at Powell’s! Sometime in 2007, I picked up Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, by Al Franken, at a used book store. I generally like the book, although his writing style is a bit too casual for my taste. It’s a bit too conversational, and it meanders a bit. I […]

H is for Hopeless

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Ms. H Guess what’s sitting in my inbox? Another email from Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association! Some people have to pay for their comedy. Mine arrives for free by email. As you know, BJ has been excited of late about the underdressed mannequins in Victoria’s Secret store windows. He also has a hard-on […]

Stop the (re)Presses!

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Uh oh! Looks like BJ will have to go after the Salvation Army next! Butt It’s Pornographic! I wasn’t planning to spank Charlie Butts again quite so soon, but I was checking my Fundie inbox and saw a recent email from our old friend Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association. He writes: A couple […]

Butts Raises Stink

Monday, December 15th, 2008

Some gas emitter named Charlie Butts over at OneNewsNow has an article titled “‘Responsible’ Online Pornographers—an Oxymoron’”. He starts by mentioning an organization called the Family Online Safety Institute. Wikipedia says: FOSI’s primary focus is on increasing education regarding online safety. FOSI often serves as a unifying agent, working with both governmental and corporate partners. […]

Strike Up the Banned

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

If you’re like me, you probably wonder about Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association. Things such as: How can anybody be that sexually repressed? Have he and his wife … um … you know … “done it”? (I’m betting no) And: What does he do all day, when he’s not busy trying to ban […]