Two retired world conquerors tried to team up to make a comeback tonight, but their plans to take over the world have be thwarted—by fundies!
Former evil genius (and now simple gay sidekick) Stewie Griffin had teamed up with former world conqueror, still-evil, semi-genius Microsoft to produce tonight’s Fox TV special Family Guy Presents: Seth & [...]
I don’t even know where to begin with this one. The American Family Association is upset that Marge Simpson is posing for Playboy. The AFA has gone beyond self-parody now.
They’ve decided to target 7-11 in this campaign. That’s a big easy target that can stand in for Playboy itself. The fundies [...]
Has anybody watched Cougar Town? It has BJ’s overly-tighty-whiteys in a knot these days. I wasn’t planning to watch it, because most sitcoms aren’t funny enough. Now that BJ is pissed off about it, I should watch at least one episode to see just how far removed from reality BJ is. [...]
Looking at pussy! (Oh, come on! You know I had to say it!)
Bill Johnson of the American Decency Ass. is continuing his relentless pursuit of porn.
His little tirade of a few days ago got picked up by the acme of journalism, OneNewsNow. And by “acme”, I mean:
Pronunciation: \ˈak-mē\
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek akmē point, [...]
We haven’t looked in on Bill Johnson and the American Decency Association in a while. Let’s see what they’re getting aroused over.
We have a couple of new email alerts. A few days ago, he sent one with the breathless announcement: “Calvin Klein back at it again: 50 foot p–n ad”
Apparently if you [...]
(Marine Boy images from Little Gems)
You may have noticed that the posting has been light the last couple of weeks. Sometimes I get busy with other stuff. It happens. One consequence of this is that I have completely neglected my duty to alert you to the latest appearance of the Carnival of [...]
BJ, left, and completely unrelated sign
This morning, I found this email from Bill Johnson waiting for me:
An update and an apology regarding Wal-Mart and yesterday’s email alert.
A special thanks to my friend Dan Iset from Parent Television Council. He wrote the following:
Actually, it’s Parents Television Council (I just verified this on the PTC website). [...]
(Image from Ryan Byrd’s Ramblings. Click to embiggen.)
This morning, I received an email from Bill Johnson, the American Decency Ass. It opens with this line (I kid you not):
The battle is hot and heavy there in DC
Umm, BJ, I don’t want to know which theaters you visit in your off-hours.
Anyway, he then changes [...]
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