Archive for the ‘Books’ Category

Sadly, Yes, Glenn Beck is a Dildo

Friday, September 25th, 2009

(From The Daily Irritant) [Update: Welcome to everyone coming over from Crooks and Liars! Why is it every time I write about dildos I get more traffic?] Yesterday, I got a quick mention in Sadly, No! about an old wetsuit/dildo mishap. If you’re one of those readers, welcome! If you then came to this article [...]

The Life and Lies about Charles Darwin

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Which of these statements is false? Charles Lindbergh was the first to fly across the Atlantic. John Glenn was the first American in space. Charles Darwin discovered evolution. They’re all false, of course. No scholar claims that any of them are true, yet there are some folks out there who somehow got their facts confused. [...]

Winnie the Pooh

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

I have several superb Winnie the Pooh illustrations on my hard drive. I used one of them last month. This next one I found just a few days ago, so I either have to use it now or throw it away. It’s already a little stale. So here you go. Nothing but the freshest content [...]

Comedy Gold

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

You probably remember that 1954 Christian activity book that I mentioned a week ago. I only found two good images in it, but I saved the best for last. The above image is also from this book. As you can see, it lends itself beautifully to the addition of word balloons. In fact, it’s such [...]

From Pulitzer Prize to Creationist Mouthpiece in Five Short Years

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Jerry Bergman, trying to cope with being a retard. (Image from Toledo Blade) You might remember Jerry Bergman, who we first encountered a year ago. At that time, he had inked a deal with crackpot creatard Kevin Wirth (Kevin Wirth!) to publish his his latest fantasy novel, Slaughter of the Dissidents: The Shocking Truth about [...]

We Demand Respect! (We Just Don’t Give It)

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

In that recent Carnival of the Godless article, I mentioned how some Christians were upset that another blogger called Kirk Cameron a loon. Somehow they think that their ideas, even the craziest, are somehow immune from criticism. They frequently throw around words like “respect”. Really? You guys want respect? Then why don’t you start giving [...]

Carnival of the Topless Mermaid

Friday, March 13th, 2009

(Marine Boy images from Little Gems) You may have noticed that the posting has been light the last couple of weeks. Sometimes I get busy with other stuff. It happens. One consequence of this is that I have completely neglected my duty to alert you to the latest appearance of the Carnival of the Godless. [...]

Access Research Network Announces: Rich Source of Irony Discovered

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

(Image from Rose Cantine) Colorado Springs, CO, March 10, 2009 — In a major announcement today, Access Research Network reports that the depletion of the world’s irony supplies is not as imminent as some experts are predicting. “Your Seinfeld reruns will be safe for decades to come,” said Kevin Wirth, of ARN. “Although known irony [...]