Blog Abortion
(Image from What to Expect When You’re Aborting)
You might have noticed that the site was offline for a couple of hours. I tried to move it to a new web host, to get it away from sucky 1and1. Some sort of bizarre DNS malfunction occurred, then the WordPress installation on the new host decided to stop working after only 30 minutes. Since it isn’t a blog until it’s actually born, I had no moral qualms about killing the baby blog on the new server.
I’ll try to get her pregnant again tonight.
February 18th, 2009 at 6:06 am
The intertubes seemed to be having issues around my parts last night too. Not my ISP, mind you, but I mean tier 1 to tier 1 provider seemed to be having issues. I was getting a lot of strange outages only at certain sites and it was a lot of them. I wonder if that was part of your DNS problem?
February 18th, 2009 at 8:58 am
A blog even in thought alone is still a blog! You will burn for this blogurder!
February 18th, 2009 at 11:28 am
That blog could have went on to cure cancer!
February 18th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
The blog had little fingers, the blog had little toes.
February 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Yes, but (and this is the only time you’ll ever hear me say this about one of my blogs):
It was brain dead.
February 18th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Must resist straight line…must resist straight line….
February 20th, 2009 at 5:52 am
It doesn’t matter if it was brain dead! We can stick a feeding tube down its throat and a diaper around its bottom and let its organs live without a brain, just like the baby jesus wants us to!
February 20th, 2009 at 8:07 am
PL:
You’re absolutely right! Here’s a brain dead blog that’s lived for years!
February 25th, 2009 at 8:08 am
It’s just as well. If it had lived, it probably would have gone to hell when it died.
November 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
i believe that abortion needs to be forced. it should never be a choice. i am PRO-DEATH. abort the fetus always.
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 pm
That’s certainly one way to control the human population. What a random comment. I can’t decide if it’s a troll or just someone really twisted.
November 23rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
As long as it’s not someone with a sign that says “TYPICAL ATHEIST” in bold letters. You know the fundies will take the crap seriously.
December 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
U guys are ass holes… Life is sacred… Pro death jessica. What’s ur deal
April 9th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
ya are cold blodded people if u abort.
every1 deserves a chance to live!
any1 who is for abortion is goin to hell for killing a human being. >:(
April 13th, 2010 at 8:29 am
Humans have choices but you can’t go as fas a to deny life. Who are you to decide who this kid will become? Just as free as you are, he should be. Maybe his life is crappy, but still it is worth living. Maybe he turns out not to be miserable or as socially inept as you are. Hopefully he’ll exceed your expectations, but now you missed out on it and your life will always be a little emptier without him.
April 13th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
*Snicker*
April 13th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
I hope you Christian fanatics understand that you’re screaming bloody murder about the termination of a web site.
Do you read your Bibles with that same thoroughness and comprehension?
April 14th, 2010 at 5:59 am
They don’t care, Ron. You used the dog-whistle word ‘abortion.’ Now they’ll all be staying awake at night, plotting to kill you so you won’t abort anymore blogs.
April 24th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
hell if you dumb asses want to abord, why don’t you ediots just get fixed or do you all probably get a kick out of taking lives your like a bunch or rapid dogs killing your own but I guess it better you lower you bloodline count if you were raised to think murdering unborn babys is ok, you animals just need to get fixed
April 25th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
“rapid dogs?” Cool, you mean like greyhounds??
Also, there is this thing call punctuation, although I doubt it would help your spittle-flecked diatribe become any more readable.
April 25th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I think he meant “idjits”.
April 26th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Well, I can’t speak for the others, but I actually am fixed. So does that mean I can support abortion now? Thanks.
May 11th, 2010 at 9:33 am
this pic is so fuked up! why would somebody want to like make fun or not even scratch that out! why would somebody put up a picture with sum stoopin anime chik haviina a fukin river of blood comin out of her fukin vag??!! are yuh like sik minded person??!! yu fukn need mental help or sum dhitt cuz u obviesly u aint ride in the fukn head!!//:<
May 11th, 2010 at 9:40 am
I Know! Rubii iz rite datz kind of fukked up!!
So god blezz u cauze i dnt know y da fukk yewh put dat shittt in google…datz sad itz not even funii! so get a fkn life!!
UGHHHH…!!!!!!
May 14th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
But what if all the pro-choicers continue to abort their kids? Where are we going to find all the future abortion providers if they are all going to be aborted?
May 14th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
That’s what this blog is for. I’m trying to turn perfectly moral Christians into godless monsters who abort babies.
May 17th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Abort and eat. Don’t forget eat.
May 17th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Omnomnom.
May 25th, 2010 at 10:08 am
yummmmmmmy baby dinner dont forget salt they smell like pussy blood ummnomnom
November 21st, 2010 at 10:34 pm
“Pro-choice” my ass. Jesus is watching each of you who would advocate/encourage/allow the SATANIC RITE of MURDERING AN UNBORN BABY, here in the Last Days when supernatural evil is progressively turned (as pre-ordained by the Creator) loose on the earth, as per the prophecies. You satanic baby-killers (choice my ass) will stand DIRECTLY before Him (and do even now, as He watches you, every moment: bad Karma, baby)), just before you are thrown into hell.
He’s invisible (for now). Talk DIRECTLY to Him (to hell with the “legal “system, which is supposed to originate with God anyway, and with satanic organized “religion” and its false priestcraft, which lets this satanic crap go on.). Or don’t talk to Him- THAT IS A “CHOICE” YOU CAN MAKE, ONCE MADE AWARE OF THAT CHOICE., as I have just done here.
November 21st, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Thank you, Edward Eiland Poe.
November 22nd, 2010 at 3:51 am
If it’s been preordained, how do we have a choice?
Lunatic.
November 22nd, 2010 at 7:15 am
I don’t think it’s a Poe. Poe implies that you can’t tell. This is clearly an olf-fashioned troll. The spelling is just way too good to be a religonut. Even the poor grammar looks fake, because it’s possible to actually understand what he meant. And the kicker? Using the word “karma” in the post. No self-respecting fundie would ever use a hippie new agey word like that. That’s the devil’s work!
November 22nd, 2010 at 9:45 am
Look at his website.
November 23rd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
This PRO-ABORTION old GUY says:
“The Christian Bible SAYS there is NO life until AFTER the FIRST Breath is taken.”
As NO breath can be taken until AFTER BIRTH, then logically, according to the CHRISTIAN Bible, it is IMPOSSIBLE to MURDER either fetuses or babies.
Of course, PROGRAMMED RELIGIOUS ROBOTS care less about logic and/or anything which does not comply to their made up minds.
Humans are only one of millions of life forms and we have no more intrinsic RIGHT to life than does a cockroach.
As we have no trouble at all in killing all kinds of other living things, I see no valid reason to get all excited about abortions.
Therefore, all of you PROGRAMMED RELIGIOUS ROBOT CHRISTIANS WHO DO NO LIKE ABORTIONS CAN KISS
COW TURDS!
I was going to say they can kiss my old Agnostic Atheist Activist Ass only I do not want them close enough to to me to do that.
(I do feel sorry for them though as they have NO clue they WERE Programmed, much less they STILL ARE!)
November 24th, 2010 at 9:09 am
Jeff – I still think it’s just fake. Although the fact that we’re arguing about it is stronger evidence for a Poe. SIGH.
*shakes fist* DAMN YOU SELF-PARODYING RELIGIOUS NUTS!