Blog Abortion

Blog abortion

You might have noticed that the site was offline for a couple of hours. I tried to move it to a new web host, to get it away from sucky 1and1. Some sort of bizarre DNS malfunction occurred, then the WordPress installation on the new host decided to stop working after only 30 minutes. Since it isn’t a blog until it’s actually born, I had no moral qualms about killing the baby blog on the new server.

I’ll try to get her pregnant again tonight.

36 Responses to “Blog Abortion”

  1. Parrotlover77 Says:

    The intertubes seemed to be having issues around my parts last night too. Not my ISP, mind you, but I mean tier 1 to tier 1 provider seemed to be having issues. I was getting a lot of strange outages only at certain sites and it was a lot of them. I wonder if that was part of your DNS problem?

  2. Personal Failure Says:

    A blog even in thought alone is still a blog! You will burn for this blogurder!

  3. Lindsay Says:

    That blog could have went on to cure cancer!

  4. Barbara Says:

    The blog had little fingers, the blog had little toes.

  5. Ron Britton Says:

    Yes, but (and this is the only time you’ll ever hear me say this about one of my blogs):

    It was brain dead.

  6. OtherRob Says:

    Yes, but (and this is the only time you’ll ever hear me say this about one of my blogs):

    It was brain dead.

    Must resist straight line…must resist straight line….

  7. Parrotlover77 Says:

    It doesn’t matter if it was brain dead! We can stick a feeding tube down its throat and a diaper around its bottom and let its organs live without a brain, just like the baby jesus wants us to!

  8. Ron Britton Says:

    PL:

    You’re absolutely right! Here’s a brain dead blog that’s lived for years!

  9. Jeff Eyges Says:

    It’s just as well. If it had lived, it probably would have gone to hell when it died.

  10. jessica Says:

    i believe that abortion needs to be forced. it should never be a choice. i am PRO-DEATH. abort the fetus always.

  11. Parrotlover77 Says:

    That’s certainly one way to control the human population. What a random comment. I can’t decide if it’s a troll or just someone really twisted.

  12. Syldoran Says:

    As long as it’s not someone with a sign that says “TYPICAL ATHEIST” in bold letters. You know the fundies will take the crap seriously.

  13. Slade Says:

    U guys are ass holes… Life is sacred… Pro death jessica. What’s ur deal

  14. f u Says:

    ya are cold blodded people if u abort.
    every1 deserves a chance to live!
    any1 who is for abortion is goin to hell for killing a human being. >:(

  15. Disbelief Says:

    Humans have choices but you can’t go as fas a to deny life. Who are you to decide who this kid will become? Just as free as you are, he should be. Maybe his life is crappy, but still it is worth living. Maybe he turns out not to be miserable or as socially inept as you are. Hopefully he’ll exceed your expectations, but now you missed out on it and your life will always be a little emptier without him.

  16. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Says:

    *Snicker*

  17. Ron Britton Says:

    I hope you Christian fanatics understand that you’re screaming bloody murder about the termination of a web site.

    Do you read your Bibles with that same thoroughness and comprehension?

  18. Pete Moulton Says:

    They don’t care, Ron. You used the dog-whistle word ‘abortion.’ Now they’ll all be staying awake at night, plotting to kill you so you won’t abort anymore blogs.

  19. ziggy Says:

    hell if you dumb asses want to abord, why don’t you ediots just get fixed or do you all probably get a kick out of taking lives your like a bunch or rapid dogs killing your own but I guess it better you lower you bloodline count if you were raised to think murdering unborn babys is ok, you animals just need to get fixed

  20. semi Says:

    “rapid dogs?” Cool, you mean like greyhounds??

    Also, there is this thing call punctuation, although I doubt it would help your spittle-flecked diatribe become any more readable.

  21. Jeff Eyges Says:

    why don’t you ediots just get fixed

    I think he meant “idjits”.

  22. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Well, I can’t speak for the others, but I actually am fixed. So does that mean I can support abortion now? Thanks.

  23. ruby Says:

    this pic is so fuked up! why would somebody want to like make fun or not even scratch that out! why would somebody put up a picture with sum stoopin anime chik haviina a fukin river of blood comin out of her fukin vag??!! are yuh like sik minded person??!! yu fukn need mental help or sum dhitt cuz u obviesly u aint ride in the fukn head!!//:<

  24. Olga Says:

    I Know! Rubii iz rite datz kind of fukked up!!
    So god blezz u cauze i dnt know y da fukk yewh put dat shittt in google…datz sad itz not even funii! so get a fkn life!!
    UGHHHH…!!!!!!

  25. Anna Says:

    But what if all the pro-choicers continue to abort their kids? Where are we going to find all the future abortion providers if they are all going to be aborted?

  26. Ron Britton Says:

    That’s what this blog is for. I’m trying to turn perfectly moral Christians into godless monsters who abort babies.

  27. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Abort and eat. Don’t forget eat.

  28. Syldoran Says:

    Omnomnom.

  29. dylanabortnowmusteat Says:

    yummmmmmmy baby dinner dont forget salt they smell like pussy blood ummnomnom

  30. Edward Eiland Says:

    “Pro-choice” my ass. Jesus is watching each of you who would advocate/encourage/allow the SATANIC RITE of MURDERING AN UNBORN BABY, here in the Last Days when supernatural evil is progressively turned (as pre-ordained by the Creator) loose on the earth, as per the prophecies. You satanic baby-killers (choice my ass) will stand DIRECTLY before Him (and do even now, as He watches you, every moment: bad Karma, baby)), just before you are thrown into hell.
    He’s invisible (for now). Talk DIRECTLY to Him (to hell with the “legal “system, which is supposed to originate with God anyway, and with satanic organized “religion” and its false priestcraft, which lets this satanic crap go on.). Or don’t talk to Him- THAT IS A “CHOICE” YOU CAN MAKE, ONCE MADE AWARE OF THAT CHOICE., as I have just done here.

  31. Ron Britton Says:

    Thank you, Edward Eiland Poe.

  32. Jeff Says:

    If it’s been preordained, how do we have a choice?

    Lunatic.

  33. Parrotlover77 Says:

    I don’t think it’s a Poe. Poe implies that you can’t tell. This is clearly an olf-fashioned troll. The spelling is just way too good to be a religonut. Even the poor grammar looks fake, because it’s possible to actually understand what he meant. And the kicker? Using the word “karma” in the post. No self-respecting fundie would ever use a hippie new agey word like that. That’s the devil’s work!

  34. Jeff Says:

    Look at his website.

  35. Neil C. Reinhardt Says:

    This PRO-ABORTION old GUY says:

    “The Christian Bible SAYS there is NO life until AFTER the FIRST Breath is taken.”

    As NO breath can be taken until AFTER BIRTH, then logically, according to the CHRISTIAN Bible, it is IMPOSSIBLE to MURDER either fetuses or babies.

    Of course, PROGRAMMED RELIGIOUS ROBOTS care less about logic and/or anything which does not comply to their made up minds.

    Humans are only one of millions of life forms and we have no more intrinsic RIGHT to life than does a cockroach.

    As we have no trouble at all in killing all kinds of other living things, I see no valid reason to get all excited about abortions.

    Therefore, all of you PROGRAMMED RELIGIOUS ROBOT CHRISTIANS WHO DO NO LIKE ABORTIONS CAN KISS
    COW TURDS!

    I was going to say they can kiss my old Agnostic Atheist Activist Ass only I do not want them close enough to to me to do that.

    (I do feel sorry for them though as they have NO clue they WERE Programmed, much less they STILL ARE!)

  36. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Jeff – I still think it’s just fake. Although the fact that we’re arguing about it is stronger evidence for a Poe. SIGH.

    *shakes fist* DAMN YOU SELF-PARODYING RELIGIOUS NUTS!