“Innuendo”, even though it sounds like it is NOT Italian for “Suppository”

“Saving myself for marriage” is usually christo-code for “I struck out again”.

Lindsay, remember, right-wing-nuts want to expand the size of government, just in the “right” areas. They don’t care about education, environmental protection, or equal rights for women or (definitely) ‘blackfellas’. The right wing wants to place a monitoring device in every bedroom, to make sure you aren’t having ‘unnatural’ sex with anyone, and no sex at all, unless it’s in the missionary position, with your spouse, and only for reproduction.

As for our home-grown fundies, I suggest air-dropping Fred Phelps onto Fire Island. There must be someone in the gay community willing to “take one for the team” and give this decrepit, odious piece of work that which he so clearly lusts after: glorious, sinful man-love. Only then will his passion find a constructive outlet besides making a complete ass of himself, and his family, at military funerals.

So from this point on, whenever I say “Fuck Religion”, I mean it in only the most literal sense and with the love of one human being to another. So c’mon everyone! Let’s go out and screw some Christians!

I find it ironic that fundies blame libruls for wanting to expand government…yet more censorship and regulation of our sexuality? I’m sorry, but that is a little too much government in my life thank you!