Don’t Worry. He Only Eats Kosher Brains.

Thanks to ParrotLover, who found this:


I had to reformat it to make it fit my margins. You can find the original here.

7 Responses to “Don’t Worry. He Only Eats Kosher Brains.”

  1. Lindsay Says:

    How ironic…lots of christians think that scientologists are quacks! Pot, meet kettle…

  2. Sue Blue Says:

    Don’t forget the magic dunking (baptism) where ya get BORN AGAIN – only without all the blood and screaming and afterbirth.

  3. Troy Says:

    Welcome to Church! (Please check your brain at the door, but not your wallet!)

  4. Bunkie Says:

    Gads, when you put it like THAT, it makes christianity sound like a really stupid idea!

  5. Private Tom Says:

    I’ll print that off and put it up as posters around my campus.

  6. ericsan Says:

    Actually it makes christianity sound even wackier than scientology…

  7. Another Steve Says:

    Timing is everything…Five seconds sooner, and I’d have had to clean soda off of my monitor and keyboard.

    Why should christianity sound better or worse than any other fairy tail they told you as a kid? Santa? The Easter Bunny? The July 4th Lobster?

    Just to be in the *spirit* of the thing: This response was divinely inspired.