Don’t Worry. He Only Eats Kosher Brains.
Thanks to ParrotLover, who found this:
I had to reformat it to make it fit my margins. You can find the original here.
Thanks to ParrotLover, who found this:
I had to reformat it to make it fit my margins. You can find the original here.
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August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
How ironic…lots of christians think that scientologists are quacks! Pot, meet kettle…
August 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Don’t forget the magic dunking (baptism) where ya get BORN AGAIN – only without all the blood and screaming and afterbirth.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Welcome to Church! (Please check your brain at the door, but not your wallet!)
August 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Gads, when you put it like THAT, it makes christianity sound like a really stupid idea!
August 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I’ll print that off and put it up as posters around my campus.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Actually it makes christianity sound even wackier than scientology…
August 28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Timing is everything…Five seconds sooner, and I’d have had to clean soda off of my monitor and keyboard.
Why should christianity sound better or worse than any other fairy tail they told you as a kid? Santa? The Easter Bunny? The July 4th Lobster?
Just to be in the *spirit* of the thing: This response was divinely inspired.