Carnival of Guns, Germs, and Steel

Carnival of the Godless

Carnival of the Godless #98 came out exactly one week ago, and I’m just now telling you about it. I’ve been busy. So sue me.

It’s posted over at Letters from a Broad. If you’re broad-minded, you should go over there and check it out. This one seems like more of a mixed bag than usual. Maybe I’m just in a crabby mood.

Who you lookin' at?

(Image from Masak-Masak)

Anyway, I think the best article of the bunch is from Bing McGhandi. It’s called “Dinesh D’Souza: De Dullest Knife in De Rack”. In it, he smacks Dinesh around quite a bit for being so D’Stupid. Of particular note is that he uses examples from Guns, Germs, and Steel, which, by odd coincidence, I happened to mention in my last post. Go read Bing’s article as a good supplement to my last one.

4 Responses to “Carnival of Guns, Germs, and Steel”

  1. Bing McGhandi Says:

    Thank you very much for the mention!

    HJ

  2. ericsan Says:

    And once again I was awaken by the motherfucking jehovah’s witnesses this morning. Two dumb fucks with the creative opening line “are you worried about global warming?”

    I immediately spotted their bible, so I told them to fuck off, but it got me thinking, maybe one of you knows a great way to abuse them, horrify them and make sure they don’t come back? Sorry for the O/T post.

  3. Sue Blue Says:

    Ericsan – tell them that, if Jehovah the Great and Terrible needs a couple of walking, talking assholes to “witness” for him, he’s not worth it. Or, you could answer the door naked, give them a sinister grin, then yell back over your shoulder like there’s a bunch of other people there, “Hey, look at this! Two fresh virgins for our sacrifice! Satan’s gonna love it!” Then invite them in.

    Thanks to Bing McGhandi for pointing out the latest D’Stoopid mutterings. I read that article and thought, “Oh for shit’s sake! Fuck me till I cry!” The mental energy the fundies waste on defending their asinine ideology is a frigging tragedy. The appearance of “civilization” proves that God created humans? Come on. What a complete load of shit. Like one commenter said, What about the cave art of France and Spain? Stonehenge and Newgrange? The 8,000 year old wagon wheels found in eastern Europe (Romania, I think – read it in the Smithsonian magazine about a year ago)? All of those achievements predate the supposed biblical creation. And I’d like to see D’Souza flake a flint spearhead and try to survive out in the wild with it. Ancient people may have used their intelligence differently, but they weren’t retards who suddenly became “smart” a few thousand years ago through some divine intervention.

  4. LadyRavana Says:

    WORD to your whole comment, Sue Blue.

    The stupid of the Fundies is truly legendary.

    I pray for the powers of Darwinism to wipe them out. :P