Comment of the Day, #3
This is actually from a couple of days ago, but I was too busy to post.
Today’s quote is from Barbara, in the comments to the article “Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ!”. First, she starts by quoting ParrotLover:
Compared to McCain, a dildo has a better shot at turning things around for the US.
To which she replies:
We’ve had a dildo in office for two terms now, and he did turn things around. But not in a good way.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
George Bush is not a dildo. A dildo’s express purpose is to make you feel good. Bush does not do this. He is the antithesis of all good feelings.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I would say Bush is a douchebag…but then, a douchebag, as gross as it is, does actually serve a purporse.
I seem to remember an episode of South Park where they were having a school election. The “candidates” were a douchebag and a shit sandwich.
….I think Bush falls in the latter category, because nobody would want a shit sandwich, and yet, we voted one in. Go figure.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Bush does have one thing in common with the sex toy pictured above: He frequently finds himself knee-deep in shit.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 am
Zing!
Forget being up to his knees: The guy’s up to his friggin’ eyeballs in it, and yet he seems to think that he’s gonna come out smelling like a bed of roses.
Can’t get much more delusional than that.