Dysfunction Junction, What’s Your Function?
(Still at TAM 6, so here’s some more FC.)
Today, let’s look at a few highlights from that other parody site, The Dysfunctional Family Circus.

“I don’t understand — how can accidents like this happen in a world created by a perfect and all-powerful God?”
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“1,2,4,3! Home schooling worked for me!”
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“So if you were on an airplane, and an angel got sucked into one of the turbines and caused a crash, would you automatically get into Heaven?”
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“How do you get your shirt on over that big-ass head of yours?”

