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7 Responses to “Now She Won’t Have to Duck as Often”
oh wow. How insane! I would totally pay to see that live. Everyone screamed but I would be laughing my ass off! Even god has a sense of humor. (Though this is not as insane as all the Xian trolls always at Evolved and Rationals blog lol)
Speaking of trolls, I just clicked on a link, and a particularly stupid troll that goes by the name of christlord 12 has commented there, and is getting slapped down.
It’s rather entertaining to see a crazy fundie so outnumbered.
You know, no matter how much I watch the Jesus freaks, I almost can’t believe they’re for real.
Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ. I’m sure there is a deeper understanding to be had of the group psychosis compelling each of the worshippers to act as if a puppy had just been fed into a tree chipper when that statue fell, but right now I just can’t get past how goddamned funny that was. Such angst over a piece of plaster. A tacky piece of plaster, at that. We humans can put a person on the moon but still be mesmerized by hokey supernatural fairy tales. As if the creator of the universe cares about a cheap, ostentatious tchotchke of some primitive desert-swelling strumpet. We really need to get over ourselves.
I’d like to think that if God does exist, he just used his big invisible hand to slap that shit down. “What the fuck is this? Blasphemy, mother fuckers!” SLAP!
Oh noes! The Virgin Mary’s head fell off! Quick, glue it back on before we’re condemned to hell! *snerk*
Man, I can only hope my cousin’s wedding will be HALF as entertaining as that. (She’s getting married in September. It’s gonna be a big Catholic wedding. Weee!)
Simple solution, break off the arms too and you’ll have the Virgin De Milo.
Or maybe she’s still a virgin because she gives good head?
Finally a church service that isn’t eyelid heavy boring.
June 15th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
This is just kind of ironic…
Either that or God must love fucking with his believers XD
June 16th, 2008 at 3:06 am
oh wow. How insane! I would totally pay to see that live. Everyone screamed but I would be laughing my ass off! Even god has a sense of humor. (Though this is not as insane as all the Xian trolls always at Evolved and Rationals blog lol)
June 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Speaking of trolls, I just clicked on a link, and a particularly stupid troll that goes by the name of christlord 12 has commented there, and is getting slapped down.
It’s rather entertaining to see a crazy fundie so outnumbered.
You know, no matter how much I watch the Jesus freaks, I almost can’t believe they’re for real.
Almost. Scary that so many nutballs exist. :p
June 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ. I’m sure there is a deeper understanding to be had of the group psychosis compelling each of the worshippers to act as if a puppy had just been fed into a tree chipper when that statue fell, but right now I just can’t get past how goddamned funny that was. Such angst over a piece of plaster. A tacky piece of plaster, at that. We humans can put a person on the moon but still be mesmerized by hokey supernatural fairy tales. As if the creator of the universe cares about a cheap, ostentatious tchotchke of some primitive desert-swelling strumpet. We really need to get over ourselves.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:12 am
I’d like to think that if God does exist, he just used his big invisible hand to slap that shit down. “What the fuck is this? Blasphemy, mother fuckers!” SLAP!
June 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
LMAO! Well said Brian. It was hilarious.
Oh noes! The Virgin Mary’s head fell off! Quick, glue it back on before we’re condemned to hell! *snerk*
Man, I can only hope my cousin’s wedding will be HALF as entertaining as that. (She’s getting married in September. It’s gonna be a big Catholic wedding. Weee!)
June 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Simple solution, break off the arms too and you’ll have the Virgin De Milo.
Or maybe she’s still a virgin because she gives good head?
Finally a church service that isn’t eyelid heavy boring.