Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Out and out innuendo

Somehow I came across the Oklahoma Forum on Topix. Right near the top is the subject “IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA THE ANTI CHRIST?” I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that the question is broached. This is the internet, after all. What is surprising is that this topic has over 2800 posts! Apparently this debate has been raging on this forum since July of last year. Obviously a lot of people are having fun, and we’re missing out! Quick! Let’s jump in and see what we find! Let’s start with a few posts from the beginning of the thread:

Somebody named Yahaim writes:

Obama is the Anti-Christ. This is the evidence:
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse (Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
3.- He will come to deceive (Obama says he’s a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel (Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he’s Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
Obama is the Anti-Christ, beware of him.
Watch him and don’t let you be deceived by Him.
Supporters of Obama: 1.5 billion Muslims, Oprah, Louis Farrakanh, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and all American Muslims.
OBAMA’S GAME IS DECEPTION AND VIOLENCE
A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR OSAMA AND KILLER ISLAM!!

I don’t know how I missed all that. Thank you, Yahaim!

Brian of Mulberry, IN writes:

It is my personal belief that Obama is antichrist, my neighbor (long time christian) also believes that.

PROOF?
He talks real nice so will the antichrist
(sly devil)

He’s muslim – I heard that some muslims are calling for there version of “messiah” and that there God is called Allah and that the antichrist’s name Abbandan or something like that is the one and the same

I know that most muslims are good people just like most christians are
But there are a few radicals, and that is what I am talking about (woof in sheep’s clothing).

No, Brian. “Woof” is the sound it makes, not what it’s called.

Bud H of La Mirada, CA writes:

Did you hear that the Florida governor’s mansion burned down? ‘Yep. Prit’near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books went poof, up in flames, and the govnor hadn’t even finished colorin’ one of em.’

OK, that’s a little off topic, but it’s probably accurate, considering all of the lunatic creationism legislation that Florida has been passing lately.

Jonesy of Nixa, MO writes:

I don’t know if he is the anti christ or not but why would we put our country in a situation where we have a president with muslim and atheist parents, who won’t put his hand on the bible but the koran (but attends and is a member of the Church of Christ), and has a muslim backgroud, that just spells out disaster…

What do you mean you don’t know if he’s the Anti-Christ? You said it yourself. His parents are Muslim and atheist. He must be the Anti-Christ!

Zach of Astoria, NY writes:

YOU F*#@NG FREAKS. I’M ASHAMED THAT I COME FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AS YOU. I’M ASHAMED THAT I BELONG TO THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU.

I know, Zach. Depressing, isn’t it?

Somebody named September 11th writes:

How quickly you forget that America was attacked by muslims on September 11th, and now you want to vote for one for president?

No, I want to vote for Obama.

In a later post, Mr. September 11th writes:

Obama refused to use a Bible when he was sworn into office, he demanded to swear in on a koran instead.

A Christian would NOT do that.

Obama is playing the “Christian Political Card” that fools those with strong delusion such as yourself.

It’s amazing that 9/11 is so convinced that he can spot people with strong delusions.

For those of you who have lost track of the score, it wasn’t Obama who refused to be sworn in on the Bible and instead insisted on using a Koran. That was Keith Ellison.

JoMama writes:

Then WTF did Obama refuse to swear into office on a Bible?

Obama insisted he be sworn in on a koran.

You need to stop smokin that cheep $hit and buy some good stuff, apparently your brain is rotting away into nothingness.

Well somebody’s brain is rotting away into nothingness.

Let’s jump to near the end of this forum and try to find something more current.

FencerGirl of Madison Heights, VA writes:

OMG, I can’t believe you guys are serious and SO shockingly stupid!

What folks need to fear is idiots like YOU religious fools! Have you no shame to post such nonsense?

You haven’t been around fundies much, have you FencerGirl?

Josh of Busy, KY writes:

whether Obama is the anit-christ or not, why would you elect someone that is a muslim as President. They have evidence that shows him wearing traditional muslim clothes, he went to a church for several years where the pastor was saying white people were anti-christ, he will not wear American flags. Plus his middle name is Hussane (spelling). Why on earth would you elect this man into office??? This country was founded on christianity, and we have got so far away from that that a MUSLIM is running for presidetn. It blows my mind.

What blows my mind is that despite years of watching the radical right, I can still have my mind blown. I don’t know what percentage of the population the people here represent. I fear it may be larger than we imagine.

120 Responses to “Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ!”

  1. jim stensland Says:

    Did you ever see that movie “never ending story”? Where this boy was reading a book and all of a sudden it starts talking to him and he becomes a charactor in the book. Well, thats similar to how Revelations 17:10 comes across to me when i read it. It says, there are 7 kings: 5 have already fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet come;and when he cometh, he must continue a short space. 17:11, and the beast that was,and is not,even he is the eight,and is one of the seven,and goeth into perdition. Know one that i know of has ever figured out that which seems so obvious to me. And that is that Jesus who is the narrator of this book, is talking to some one at a future point in time when he speaks of the 6th king. Because of that word “is” (which is present tense) it allways seemed to me that jesus was talking to ethier the whole world or some one in particular at that point in time. And know one else wood be able to understand coded message. Because it was meant to be understood at a certin point in time. So it seems to me that if i should point this out to you you should be able to understand what i’am saying. The 10th verse says that the 6th king “is” which is present tense. Also it says that 5 of these kings are already fallen. I realized in 2004 who those 5 kings were when i heard there were 5 former pres. still alive during Geoge W. Bush’s 1st term in office. Thats the only time in history when there were 5 former pres. still alive all at one time. Obviously that made George W. Bush king #6. Also in Rev. 17:11 it says that the anti-christ who is the 8th king is also one of the previous 7 kings. So you know thats ethier Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush or Barack Obama that are the anti-christ. But Barack Obama can’t be the anti-christ because it says in Dan. 11:20 that the person who is the king just before the anti-christ comes to power or in other words the 7th king; “But within a few days he shall be destroyed but not in anger nor in battle.” Where the anti-christ dies from a head wound from the sword (sounds like an assassin). So kings #6 and #7 are Obviously 2 different people. Also G. Ford and R. Reagan never died of head wounds so you can cross them off the list of who could be the possible anti-christ. In 1973 when i was in Phillipsburg, MT. the angel Gabreil tolled me that Jimmy Cater was the anti-christ. That he had sighned a pack with the devil and he would change his name and divorce his wife.

  2. Brian Says:

    Did you ever see that movie “never ending story”? Where this boy was reading a book and all of a sudden it starts talking to him and he becomes a charactor in the book. Well, thats similar to how Revelations 17:10 comes across to me when i read it.

    When I read Revelations, it comes across to me as the deranged, demented ramblings of John of Patmos who most assuredly consumed more than his fair share of hallucinogenic mushrooms before setting quill to parchment. I do not know if a similar explanation may be extended to Jim Stensland, but something is definately amiss:

    Also G. Ford and R. Reagan never died of head wounds so you can cross them off the list of who could be the possible anti-christ. In 1973 when i was in Phillipsburg, MT. the angel Gabreil tolled me that Jimmy Cater was the anti-christ. That he had sighned a pack with the devil and he would change his name and divorce his wife.

    Religion – Making gullible people do stupid things for thousands of years.

  3. sue blue Says:

    Jim has way, way too much time and not enough brains. Bad enough to lack brains, even worse to clutter up what you’ve got with biblical tripe. I’m sure if I smoked a couple of fatties, licked a toad or two, and suffered a severe blow to the skull, the Revelation of St. John might actually make sense to me, too.

  4. Parrotlover77 Says:

    That is a cunning theory, Jim! Except, two minor flaws…

    1. The United States does not have kings. I know, I know — George W. Bush fancied himself a king, but that’s not good enough. And, no, don’t try to weasel out by saying it’s just the fanciful ancient wording of somebody from time’s past who couldn’t contemplate an elected government. If he was seeing into the future, he would have gotten it right, otherwise, it’s just BS, like Nostradamus.

    2. Assination by sword to the head? I’m not saying it’s impossible, just highly improbable. And, again, no, a gunshot wound does not equal a sword wound.

    Also, if the words of Revelation are literally speaking to you, jumping off the page, and you are suddenly live in the story (a la Neverending Story), you really need to check yourself into a mental institution before it gets worse.

  5. thatoneguy Says:

    wow…
    those posts actually terrify me.
    I am far to fearful now to write something deep and meaningful, or at the very least witty. i fear that i live among this kind of person who so judge someone on there religious choices or there skin colour.

  6. Barbara Says:

    I don’t judge on there religious choices or there skin colour. I do judge on there speling and grammer.

  7. Lindsay Says:

    I also judge on the perceived sanity of the author as well. Obviously Jim is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  8. Barbara Says:

    An enchilada short of a combination plate?

  9. Nikki Duncan Says:

    I thought God is suppose to judge others not us.

  10. PROPHET CHEVRON Says:

    THE NAME (BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA) HAS (18 LETTERS) IN IT! AND (18) IS (6. + 6. + 6) OR (666)!! AND ″BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA” IS THE (ANTI-CHRIST) PEOPLE!! AND THIS I CAN GUARANTEE YOU!!
    SIGNED: PROPHET CHEVRON

  11. J.R. "Bob" Dobbs Says:

    As did Ronald Wilson Reagan…dumbass

  12. sue blue Says:

    Yes, his name has 18 letters in it (mine does too, but nobody’s calling me the antichrist or even the Whore of Babylon) but does he have the Mark of the Beast? Please enlighten us heathens.

  13. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Saint Ronnie the Great didn’t even require complex math like addition to get to the ‘666’ mark. Mr. Obama requires borrowing a letter from Hussein to add to “Obama.” Ronnie just has six letters in each name.

    QED, bitchez!

  14. Prophet CHEVRON Says:

    BARACK OBAMA—-IS THE
    (ANTI-CHRIST)****Part (#5)
    ……………………………………………
    YES!! THE ANTI-CHRIST WILL COME
    OUT OF THE (EAST!)
    BUT HE WILL MOVE TO THE (WEST)!!

    BECAUSE THE NAME (BARACK) MEANS (LIGHTNING) !!
    AND BIBLE TELLS US THAT THE (LIGHTNING) OR THE (BARACK) WILL COME OUT THE (EAST) BUT WILL MOVE
    TO THE (WEST)!!
    *IN…..MATTHEW (24: 27).

    AND WHEN (BARACK OBAMA) WAS
    A CHILD HE LIVED IN INDONESIA
    IN THE (EAST)!!
    AND THEN HE CAME BACK TO
    AMERICA TO LIVE IN THE (WEST)!!

    SO (BARACK OBAMA) HAS ALREADY
    CAME OUT OF THE (EAST)!!

    AND (BARACK OBAMA) IS THE
    ANTI-CHRIST PEOPLE!!

    AND THIS I CAN GUARANTEE
    YOU!!
    *Prophet CHEVRON

  15. Jeff Eyges Says:

    You know, between pushing for health care reform, and being the personification of evil on earth, the poor man must have no time for himself.

  16. OtherRob Says:

    You know what side of the political spectrum I tend to fall on, but, man, why do I have to be on the same side of some issues as people like this? 🙁

  17. Parrotlover77 Says:

    OtherRob – I do really feel sympathy for you and the other sane conservatives. I’m dead serious here. It’s not fair for you because it makes all conservatives look insane and that’s clearly not true.

    I’m way left of mainstream, but even I recognize that every ruling party needs a strong opposition party to keep them honest.

    The problem right now is that the opposition party is flat-out 100% insane. Any formerly remaining sane members lost their sanity when the teabaggers took control and they decided to cater to their batshit crazy views.

  18. OtherRob Says:

    Thanks, PL. I really do worry that thoughtful conservatism is growing rarer and rarer. I may agree with some of their official positions, but seeing the videos of tea party events and the signs these wackos are carrying and the things they are saying just makes me terribly, terribly sad.

    You are right that the ruling party needs strong opposition. It just seems like the concept of “loyal opposition” is going out the window. I may disagree with his policies, but I respect the President and I recognize just how historic his election was.

  19. Pete Moulton Says:

    OtherRob,

    I gave up on ‘loyal opposition’ quite awhile ago. These days I’d settle for sane opposition.

  20. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Word