The Dysfunctional Family Circus
Of course, the granddaddy of all Family Circus parodies is the Dysfunctional Family Circus. It went for 500 panels back in the 1990s, before being shut down by the lawyers. Lucky for us, the whole shebang is archived here. Here are just three examples from that site.
“…and please allow Daddy to continue to use his unfunny comic strip to impose his Christianity on America.”
“OK, Mom. Take the RU-486, squat on this jar, and we’re off to the pro-life rally.”
“Son, if God had wanted you to catch that ball, you would have. It’s that simple. So the question is not ‘Why did I botch that pop fly’, but ‘What have I done to make God angry?’ You haven’t been touching yourself again, have you?”