Did You Hear the One About the Travelling Bible Salesman?

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Ron Brown sent me an email about a contest he’s having over at his blog, The Frame Problem. He writes:
It’s a contest to cite the funniest piece of scripture from any practiced world religion/cult. The winner (as determined by reader votes) will get to choose the God of the Day on The Frame Problem later this month.
He only has a few entries so far, so get on over there and submit something!