ZOMG! Your Kids’ Teacher is a Transvestite!
But the bad news is, they’re homeschooled!
I was over at the Traditional Values Coalition website, where I saw a link that said “Do you want men dressed as women teaching your kids?” My reply was “Would you prefer they were undressed?”
Anyway, I clicked on the link, and it took me here:
Don’t you love how any time anybody wants to promote one political agenda or another, they always invoke the “do it for the children!” meme?
What I love about the above picture is the impending storm clouds. Uh oh! Can’t be good!
I also love how they were sure to make their cast multi-racial. Hey, fundies! Check that middle kid’s green card! He’s brown; he can’t be here legally!
Also note how they refer to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. I suppose they’re so busy plotting which “liberal” program to demolish next (I’m guessing the 40-hour work week) that they’ve forgotten to update their website. In fact, now that they’re in control of Congress, EDNA is pretty much a mid-term abortion.
The sad thing is, their followers are such Pavlovian salivators that this website probably still pulls in several donations per day.
Here is the rest of that page:
I love these phrases:
Your children will be trapped!
Classes taught by drag queens!
Bizarre sexual fetishes!
Hogtied with two wetsuits and a dildo!
OK, I made up that last one. No fundie would ever be caught dead hogtied, wearing two wetsuits, with a dildo shoved up his ass.
I’m having a hard time envisioning a transgendered teacher, though. I’m not sure what that would look like.