The Better Question Is: Are There Minorities in the Republican Party?

Heaven sounds really boring

Heaven is like Iowa!

And if so, why?

I’m still here. The blog hasn’t left the state to try to deprive the Republicans of a quorum. I’m just too busy to post anything right now. Hopefully I’ll find some time soon. Lately, I’ve been so tired when I get home from work that I just stare at the computer and look at photography sites. It’s much less painful than reading what the fundies are up to.

(BTW, I’m 90% sure the above photograph is either staged or Photoshopped.)

8 Responses to “The Better Question Is: Are There Minorities in the Republican Party?”

  1. Parrotlover77 Says:

    That reminds me of one of my favorite parodies from waaaay back in the day. I actually thought it was real for a few minutes because I had not honed my Internet Humor Meter.

    I can’t believe I found it so quickly on the Google…

    http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

  2. RunawayLawyer Says:

    That’s horribly tasteless…love it.

    I’ve been wondering the same thing – I just commented on this the other day actually.

    But I don’t get it and I will never get it.

    I’ve got you back on my subscription list (the whole thing got nuked somehow), so will be visiting more often now.

  3. L.Long Says:

    We all know from the creation museum that minorities are condemned to hell because they are descended from the bad son of Noah (or did they take that info down)so this is totally a plausible display and they probably believe there are none in heaven. After all jepus is a white good looking guy just look at all the portraits of him that he sat for.

  4. RunawayLawyer Says:

    Ha. http://members.cox.net/crimedog1286/sciencefair.JPG

  5. Ron Britton Says:

    Runaway:

    I’ve had that entire set sitting on my hard drive for quite a while. They obviously all came from Something Awful, but I don’t know if it is their original content. I’ve been saving those other ones for other articles. (I have 700 funny pictures on my hard drive, yet somehow none is ever appropriate for what I’ve just written and I have to roam the web for an hour looking for something good. That’s how some articles end up with really lame pictures instead.)

  6. Brian Says:

    (BTW, I’m 90% sure the above photograph is either staged or Photoshopped.)

    Like I have to say it, but would anyone really be surprised if the photo is genuine? Never underestimate a fundie’s capacity to out-stupid his or her fellow brethren.

  7. Ron Britton Says:

    Brian:

    Like I have to say it, but would anyone really be surprised if the photo is genuine? Never underestimate a fundie’s capacity to out-stupid his or her fellow brethren.

    That’s why I reserved an entire 10% probability that it’s genuine. Every indication is that it couldn’t possibly be real, but we’re dealing with fundies here.

    OK, 20%.

  8. S. Says:

    I’m not white enough to go to white republican fundie heaven,OH what am I gonna do??!!!