Jesus Has Risen!
This is just wrong:

This picture hit a bunch of the other blogs about a month ago, so I didn’t include it here. Several people have sent it to me recently, so I thought Jesus must be telling me that he wants to spread the light to my blog too.



February 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 am
As many times as I’ve seen that picture throughout the atheist blogosphere, I still find it incredibly creepy.
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:57 am
it was almost as if the designer was an atheist.
I went to school in Portland, ME where a local artist made Jesus Pez dispensers. Sacrilegious!
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
Wow, look at the facial features. That’s the whitest White Jesus I think I’ve ever seen – and not just because of the actual color! That’s even whiter than the Jesuses on this calendar a Catholic coworker has in his cube. And trust me, Catholics know how to make Jesus EXTREMELY white.
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
what does the packaging on this one say? “Turn on Jesus, for Christ’s sake!”
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Maybe, “get down on knees when you pray?”
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 am
Is this available in a Parish Priest/altarboy option?
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
for the target audience, a dimmer switch would be far more appropriate.
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Do you think that when the fundies designed this, they realised that Jesus looks like he has a boner? Which is even funnier as he’s holding children as well. Of course, it might explain by some priests molest children. I can imagine the headline-”Vatican says sex with children not sinful according to Jesus.”