It Is Easier For a Camel to Pass Through the Eye of a Needle

…than to pass through a church.

10 Responses to “It Is Easier For a Camel to Pass Through the Eye of a Needle”

  1. Kat Says:

    Ouch, squashed by a camel. Wonder if they had insurance for that?

  2. Aegis Says:

    Bet it made them spitting mad.

  3. Jeff Says:

    The poor thing – I hope it wasn’t hurt. Of course, their Intelligent Designer put all the animals here so we could exploit them by making them do Christmas pageants and such.

    I wish it would happen at the Creation Museum with a dinosaur.

  4. Jeff Says:

    All right, I take it back a little bit; according to the YouTube comments, neither the the camel nor the onlookers were hurt, they won’t be forcing it to perform in this any longer and they were doing it to raise money for charity.

    I stand firm on the Creation Museum crack, however. I’d f*cking LOVE to hear about that happening. Preferably while they’re praying.

    I’m a vindictive asshole.

  5. Lindsay Says:

    I’m with you Jeff. If giant I-70 Zombie Jesus could burn down (that one still makes me giggle) then one of Ken Ham’s dinos could surely come loose and crash down on a group of fundies.

    Btw…one of my favorite pictures of all time is of PZ Myers riding the Dinosaur at the Creation Museum.

  6. sue blue Says:

    That ought to merit animal cruelty charges. Of course, as Jeff says, the fundies believe that animals were put here for humans to use in any way they see fit, and that a camel is just a tool. I would so love to see them do a Christian persecution pageant in which they re-enact christians meeting lions in the Roman Colosseum – with live lions. Go Lions!!!

  7. Jeff Says:

    Maybe they could have a Westworld kind glitch in the system, and one of the animatronic after-the-fall people could go Captain Caveman on Skeletor’s ass – wipe that condescending smirk off his “I stole my beard from Abe Lincoln” face.

  8. Lindsay Says:

    Jeff, that would be poetic justice.

  9. Parrotlover77 Says:

    I, too, was mortified by what seemed to be the camel injuring himself (even if it was slight) all so they could get their jesus juices stirring. I’m glad to hear the camel will no longer be subjected to entering a large dark room, with hundreds of scary looking white humans, loud crappy organ music, terrible singing, and re-enactments of sheep herder mythological events. Yikes. That’s torture in and of itself. Poor thing.

  10. Unindoctrinated Says:

    Strangely enough the quote from the Babble, when not miss-translated, actually says “It Is Easier For a rope to Pass Through the Eye of a Needle…”