Quotes of Note
Here are some noteworthy quotes I encountered in recent TV viewings.
Family Guy Quote #1
Chris: “What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?”
Melissa: “We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the ideal that Jesus chose America to destry non-believers and brown people.”
Family Guy Quote #2
Lois: “I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. I mean, I’ll watch anything with David Schwimmer. But the idea of two men actually getting married — it just doesn’t seem right.”
Peter: “I say ‘Who cares?’, you know? If gays want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let them.”
The Colbert Report
Stephen Colbert: “If religion was based on scientific evidence, it would be called science, and no one would believe it.”