Quotes of Note

Here are some noteworthy quotes I encountered in recent TV viewings.

Family Guy Quote #1

Chris: “What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?”

Melissa: “We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the ideal that Jesus chose America to destry non-believers and brown people.”

Family Guy Quote #2

Lois: “I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. I mean, I’ll watch anything with David Schwimmer. But the idea of two men actually getting married — it just doesn’t seem right.”

Peter: “I say ‘Who cares?’, you know? If gays want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let them.”

The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert: “If religion was based on scientific evidence, it would be called science, and no one would believe it.”

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