Comments on: What Do You Say to a Witness? http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness Keeping the Radical Right at Bay Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:00:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: ausyoyo http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-4885 Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:34:13 +0000 http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-4885 I always liked, "I serve another master!!! mwa mwa mwa", especially effective when combined with mirror sunglasses or contacts. However my husband prefers to answer the door in the nude. each to their own. I always liked, “I serve another master!!! mwa mwa mwa”, especially effective when combined with mirror sunglasses or contacts. However my husband prefers to answer the door in the nude. each to their own.

]]> by: Vjatcheslav http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-4732 Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:38:51 +0000 http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-4732 I would ask them to enter, and say between any sentence a word like "erosion", and in between giving more or less sarcastic commentary, eventually while seemingly approving. I would ask them to enter, and say between any sentence a word like “erosion”, and in between giving more or less sarcastic commentary, eventually while seemingly approving.

]]> by: shinehaid http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-24 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:31:43 +0000 http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/archives/32/what-do-you-say-to-a-witness#comment-24 When a JW comes to my door, I've always wanted to yell inside "Praise Satan, honey! He's delivered another sacrifice!" Or course, you could have gone with "I know you are but what am I?" or "Jesus is telling me to <i>[Insert creative outrageous action here]</i> to you right now." or how about putting your hands together palm to palm as though you were about to start praying, bend forward and quickly say "I'm Nasty"... When a JW comes to my door, I’ve always wanted to yell inside “Praise Satan, honey! He’s delivered another sacrifice!”

Or course, you could have gone with “I know you are but what am I?” or “Jesus is telling me to [Insert creative outrageous action here] to you right now.” or how about putting your hands together palm to palm as though you were about to start praying, bend forward and quickly say “I’m Nasty”…

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