Comments on: What Do You Say to a Witness?

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:09:51 +0000

Uhmmm… Reverend, you may want to look into an anger management class. I’m no friend of the JW, but damn, dude.

Also, what’s with replying to all these ancient posts?

By: The Reverend

The Reverend — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:46:50 +0000

Anything that has to be sold door to door isn’t worth buying, especially religion.

The last time they left a watchtower on my door I drove to their kingdom hall, stapled it to their door, then I doused the entire entry with my urin that I put into a bottle before leaving home. I made sure to get on the door handle, through the seems and up on the underside of the little overhanging roof.

My home is my place of worship. When people post their immoral crap on my door, they are defiling the sanctity of my church. I mearly was returing the favor.

By: ausyoyo

ausyoyo — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:34:13 +0000

I always liked, “I serve another master!!! mwa mwa mwa”, especially effective when combined with mirror sunglasses or contacts. However my husband prefers to answer the door in the nude. each to their own.

By: Vjatcheslav

Vjatcheslav — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:38:51 +0000

I would ask them to enter, and say between any sentence a word like “erosion”, and in between giving more or less sarcastic commentary, eventually while seemingly approving.

By: shinehaid

shinehaid — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:31:43 +0000

When a JW comes to my door, I’ve always wanted to yell inside “Praise Satan, honey! He’s delivered another sacrifice!”

Or course, you could have gone with “I know you are but what am I?” or “Jesus is telling me to [Insert creative outrageous action here] to you right now.” or how about putting your hands together palm to palm as though you were about to start praying, bend forward and quickly say “I’m Nasty”…