Dog the Jesus Hunter
I’ve been blogging about fundies for over four years. Haven’t I grown bored of it yet?
Why, no. Just when I think I’ve seen all the weirdness the fundies can create, something like this comes along.
What’s truly inexplicable is comments for this video have been turned off. I wonder why that could be?
August 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Jesus, Ron. There’s 3 minutes I’ll never get back. Personally, he creeped me right the fuck out as he combined the insanity of fundies and the evil of clowns into one terrifying persona. Keep this bastard away from children. He’s pure nightmare fuel.
August 26th, 2010 at 8:32 am
Saw this posted on Buzznet a few weeks ago by an equally confused guy. I couldn’t get through it. Normally furries can do whatever they want and I won’t care . . .
The black makeup on his lip gives him the creepy grin every time he widens his eyes though.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
contrary to his lyrics, there’s nothing better than a good bone. Wish I was doing that now.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I feel sorry for that guy’s dogs (the real ones) if he has any.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Hey – he left out the lines that go:
“I will lift my leg and urinate
On the pants of unbelievers..
And mount their knees and masturbate
Until they neuter me
I’ll lick my balls and sniff your ass
Roll in crap and eat it,
I’ll yap all day and dig up your grass
Until you neuter me.”
August 26th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I saw this on another blog. I wouldn’t watch it then, and I don’t want to watch it now. The picture alone is enough to creep me out.
What can one expect from a genre in which Davey and Goliath represents the high point?
August 26th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Also, isn’t a talking dog blasphemous?
August 26th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Actually it seems rather innocuous. Incredibly dumb yes… If you go to the channel though it gets really crazy really quickly.
August 27th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Fundies and LSD — bad combination.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Exactly my reaction.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:52 am
And dogs. Please keep him away from dogs.
Another flaw with his logic (as if we needed more). Dogs don’t blindly follow an invisible master that they made up in their head. They follow what they see as their pack leader, whom they respect highly due to many weeks/months/years of the leader proving that they will provide for the dog’s best interest and show them love and affection. Fundies follow an invisible white magic man because somebody told them so. Very, very big difference.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:57 am
They also follow the one who can pee the highest.
Let’s see Yahweh pull that one off.
November 8th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I strongly suspect that the artist’s true motivation for this song and video are simple. He has a strong subconscious desire to wear makeup, but he suppresses this desire due to his religion. This song allows him to wear a great deal of makeup, while upholding his Christian values. Note how perfectly the eyeliner and lipstick are applied. It takes a practiced hand to do that.