Dog the Jesus Hunter

I’ve been blogging about fundies for over four years. Haven’t I grown bored of it yet?

Why, no. Just when I think I’ve seen all the weirdness the fundies can create, something like this comes along.

What’s truly inexplicable is comments for this video have been turned off. I wonder why that could be?

13 Responses to “Dog the Jesus Hunter”

  1. Brian Says:

    Jesus, Ron. There’s 3 minutes I’ll never get back. Personally, he creeped me right the fuck out as he combined the insanity of fundies and the evil of clowns into one terrifying persona. Keep this bastard away from children. He’s pure nightmare fuel.

  2. Syldoran Says:

    Saw this posted on Buzznet a few weeks ago by an equally confused guy. I couldn’t get through it. Normally furries can do whatever they want and I won’t care . . .

    The black makeup on his lip gives him the creepy grin every time he widens his eyes though.

  3. 4theist Says:

    contrary to his lyrics, there’s nothing better than a good bone. Wish I was doing that now.

  4. Parrotlover77 Says:

    I feel sorry for that guy’s dogs (the real ones) if he has any.

  5. sue blue Says:

    Hey – he left out the lines that go:

    “I will lift my leg and urinate
    On the pants of unbelievers..
    And mount their knees and masturbate
    Until they neuter me
    I’ll lick my balls and sniff your ass
    Roll in crap and eat it,
    I’ll yap all day and dig up your grass
    Until you neuter me.”

  6. Jeff Says:

    I saw this on another blog. I wouldn’t watch it then, and I don’t want to watch it now. The picture alone is enough to creep me out.

    What can one expect from a genre in which Davey and Goliath represents the high point?

  7. Jeff Says:

    Also, isn’t a talking dog blasphemous?

  8. Troy Says:

    Actually it seems rather innocuous. Incredibly dumb yes… If you go to the channel though it gets really crazy really quickly.

  9. dvsrat Says:

    Fundies and LSD — bad combination.

  10. Taz Says:

    Keep this bastard away from children.

    Exactly my reaction.

  11. Parrotlover77 Says:
    Keep this bastard away from children.

    Exactly my reaction.

    And dogs. Please keep him away from dogs.

    Another flaw with his logic (as if we needed more). Dogs don’t blindly follow an invisible master that they made up in their head. They follow what they see as their pack leader, whom they respect highly due to many weeks/months/years of the leader proving that they will provide for the dog’s best interest and show them love and affection. Fundies follow an invisible white magic man because somebody told them so. Very, very big difference.

  12. Jeff Says:

    They also follow the one who can pee the highest.

    Let’s see Yahweh pull that one off.

  13. Veras the Brujah Says:

    I strongly suspect that the artist’s true motivation for this song and video are simple. He has a strong subconscious desire to wear makeup, but he suppresses this desire due to his religion. This song allows him to wear a great deal of makeup, while upholding his Christian values. Note how perfectly the eyeliner and lipstick are applied. It takes a practiced hand to do that.