Thumper Goes to School

It's Sunday school on Monday! And Tuesday, and Wednesday, and Thursday, and Friday!

Since the fundies have been mostly failing at their attempts to teach creationism in the schools, some of them are trying a different tactic to impose their religion on the rest of us. If they can’t get the Bible in through the back door, they’ll try the front door!

The National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools has developed a curriculum that teaches the Bible as history and literature. I have no problems with the Bible being taught as part of a comparative religion course, but their curriculum isn’t comparative. It just presents the Bible on its own. Furthermore, even if the Bible is significant enough of a historical document that it is worth teaching, the curriculum should be developed by neutral parties, such as historians and anthropologists, not ministers and preachers. As it stands now, their course appears to be a thinly-veiled attempt at religious indoctrination.

I hope to have time in the near future to examine their devious efforts in more detail. In the meantime, “enjoy” this commercial from fundie doofus, Chuck Norris.


(YouTube page is here)

4 Responses to “Thumper Goes to School”

  1. ParrotLover77 Says:

    I heard that Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago, but God is too afraid to take him into heaven, fearing a roundhouse kick for not adding an 11th commandment that would give Chuck permission to roundhouse kick anybody opposing teaching the bible in all public schools.

  2. ericsan Says:

    He used to be quite the party boy, but ever since he married his new fundie wife, he’s become ultra-right-wing-bible-thumper. I wouldn’t be surprised if his newfound faith was similar to that of Steven Baldwin (and for the same reason: fundie poontang).

  3. ericsan Says:

    Talking about that Norris twit and his dumb cunt of a wife, you’ve seen this, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

  4. ParrotLover77 Says:

    ericsan - It’s amazing how that is just as easily a genuine Huckabee ad as it could be something on Mad TV. Do the fundies realize that their actual behavior is satirical of themselves? My god that could cause some kind of sarcasm feedback loop strong enough to undo creation itself!

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