I Haven’t Been Raptured (Yet)
Since I haven’t posted in over a week, I realized that most of you probably think I’ve been raptured. After all, if the rapture were to actually occur, so few Christians would qualify that we probably wouldn’t notice that it had even happened. I’m guessing that maybe six or eight people out of the entire world’s population will get picked. Why not me? I’m as disqualified as anyone else.
Speaking of people not qualified to be raptured, here’s a YouTube video from some loony. Since I know none of you will be able to watch this thing all the way through, I’ve set it to start at the part about Barack Obama. Did you know that God told the nomadic goat herders who wrote the Bible 3000 years ago that Barack Obama would be elected president of the USA in 2008? It’s true! That’s not all he told us about Obama:
(Found via Picture is Unrelated. In this case, more like brain is disconnected.)
In other news, we’ve entered another one of those silly crunch times at work. Rather than budget the actual amount of time the project will take, management thinks we can do it in half the time! This is the sort of brilliant planning that causes people to burn out and quit. Seems counterproductive if you ask me. Anyway, my time will be very tight for the next six weeks. I’ll try to post at least once a week anyway, although they will probably be shorter posts.