Comments on: Asshole Jesus

By: biblical interpretation

biblical interpretation — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:54:17 +0000

The pictures are funny and the images are spot on for Jesus this is too fun

By: AthiestHater

AthiestHater — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:33:52 +0000

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By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Sat, 28 May 2011 12:01:06 +0000

You know what, even nearly a year later these still make me chuckle. Thanks Tom, for providing your comment to bring attention again to this hilarious blog post!

By: Sue Blue

Sue Blue — Fri, 27 May 2011 17:36:52 +0000

Tom, thou art truly the authority on the “true” beliefs of “true” christians, because thou sayest so. Surely thou hast walked with Jesus as he strode across the waters, calmed the storm, and divided the bread and fishes two millenia ago. Thou didst heareth the words from His own holy lips, unsullied by the hearsay of the various disciples, the gossip of Mary Magdalene (that scurvy whore!), and the misconceptions and forgeries of dozens of translators throughout all the centuries. God’s words spoken by Jesus hath rained down from the heavens onto thine ears only. Pray slake our parched minds with thine own dewy drops of wisdom.

By: tom

tom — Thu, 26 May 2011 22:36:38 +0000

THAT kind of jesus IS a jerk and offensive to anyone. The cartoons are not funny. Anyone who does not do their homework and at least try to have a sane conversation without the vulgarity with a TRUE Christian will learn. All of the previous comments are only partly true, even the comments by “atheists”. If your understanding of Jesus, the real one, comes from what some knucklehead said, TV, or the movies then you have an incorrect understanding of Jesus. There are to many bad preachers and not enough people with sense. Quoting bible verses to an unbeliever is like reading the bible to a cow. True Christians do NOT believe in almost any of the incorrect above comments.

By: Coty

Coty — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:20:17 +0000

Was that supposed to mean something? I don’t think spouting bible verses prove anything on morality or idols; this is the same book that says you can beat your slave as much as you want as long as they don’t die from it and that I can sell my daughter in to slavery. You know, biblical family values.

By: jeff p

jeff p — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 02:47:28 +0000

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By: Max

Max — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 04:58:40 +0000

Haha, i was considering saying everything you said to ben, ron.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 16:51:59 +0000

You’ll have to go without the details. There’s a limit to how much I want to publish on the internet. If it happened today, it would be called a hate crime. If I really were gay, it probably would have made local news. If I were gay and it had succeeded, it probably would have made national news.

People didn’t talk about those things very much in those days. I was vaguely in favor of civil rights for all even before that incident, but this crystalized it. Violent discrimination is not pretty. Nobody should have to go through it.

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 16:22:29 +0000

Does attempted murder count?

Now that’s a story I wouldn’t mind hearing one day.

By: sooz gillespie

sooz gillespie — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:28:02 +0000

um dude why all the debate.. these are witty and yes a bit off color to certain segments of the populace. But come on, they’re CARTOONS for fucks sakes!

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 08:20:05 +0000

Karma:

That’s why we’re here.