I’ve spent the last hour looking for a good fundie “news” article to rip apart. I’ve come up empty-handed. This is happening to me more and more often. Everything they’re writing these days is so derivative. It’s all the same old crap.
“Contraception is abortion!”
“America was founded by and populated exclusively by Christians!”
“The Anti-Christ is
FDR Truman JFK LBJ Jimmy Carter Bill Clinton Obama!”
Don’t they have any originality? Must they be so predictable?
Come on, fundies! Say something especially stupid for a change! Make my job easy again! Every time I think I’m getting jaded, that I’m merely over-exposed to their idiocy, I think back to the glory days of the 1980s and 1990s when Jerry Falwell thought one of the Teletubbies was gay and Donald Wildmon thought Mighty Mouse was snorting cocaine.
The conservatives are right. America has lost its way. Its glory days are behind us. Even the fundies aren’t as good as they used to be.