My cousin alerted me to an article by an Aussie named David Thorne. It’s actually an email exchange (that presumably happened, but you never really know on the internet, do you?) between Mr. Thorne and the “Christian Volunteer” at his son’s school. The first email says:
I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitating rabbit about to drop an egg on Jesus.
As I trust my offspring’s ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to ‘Jesus’ are replaced with the term ‘Purportedly Magic Jew.’
The email exchange goes downhill from there. Check it out.