Permission Slipped

Egg drop soup

My cousin alerted me to an article by an Aussie named David Thorne. It’s actually an email exchange (that presumably happened, but you never really know on the internet, do you?) between Mr. Thorne and the “Christian Volunteer” at his son’s school. The first email says:

Dear Darryl,

I have received your permission slip featuring what I can only assume is a levitating rabbit about to drop an egg on Jesus.

As I trust my offspring’s ability to separate fact from fantasy, I am happy for him to participate in your indoctrination process on the proviso that all references to ‘Jesus’ are replaced with the term ‘Purportedly Magic Jew.’

Regards, David.

The email exchange goes downhill from there. Check it out.

7 Responses to “Permission Slipped”

  1. J. A. Baker Says:

    LMAO! That was T3h Aw3s0m3!

    My favorite part:

    From: GOD
    Date: Tuesday 16 March 2010 10.18am
    To: Darryl Robinson
    Subject: Word of God

    DARYL, THIS IS GOD. BUY DAVID A TOYOTA PRADO. A WHITE ONE. WITH DARK GREY LEATHER INTERIOR AND SAT NAV.

  2. Lurker111 Says:

    I’ve read some of this guy’s other e-mail chains. He is afflicted with a bizarre imagination, and some of these e-mail chains may actually have some basis in fact. Maybe!

    Definitely worth a read, especially after a brewski or two.

  3. Pete Moulton Says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    I liked Pikkiwoki’s offer. It’d be awfully hard to turn down a pig and all the coconuts I could carry. So, god–what you got?

  4. The Runaway Lawyer Says:

    Hilarious – thanks.

  5. Parrotlover77 Says:

    Thanks for turning me on to this, Ron. That was fricking hillarious.

  6. Brian Says:

    As I’m reading this in the breakroom at work, I now have to show everyone what is so goddamned funny. Thanks for the laugh.

  7. Jayembee Says:

    David Thorne is a well-known Australian writer, humorist, and bizzare satirist. His “Spider” story is legendary on the Internet. Thanks so much for posting his latest bit of impish snookery. Hilarious!