I need to say something to the creationists in the audience.
I know this comes as a shock to you. It doesn’t surprise the rest of us, but we had to check your X-rays to make sure.
You’re probably wondering when this happened.
Frankly, I’m surprised that you’re surprised. Didn’t this tip you off every time you said it?
I hate to break this to you.
In fact, you have more information than I do. I can only surmise.
Your condition may have started even before conception.
Ordinarily I’d live and let live. But you keep trying to get your religion taught as “science” in the public schools. That makes you…
I know you’ve been complaining about my language on this blog. Well you shouldn’t be reading it anyway. There are better things for you to be doing.
A note to my regular readers: As you may have guessed, there will be no changes in this blog’s content or style in the foreseeable future.