Attention Creationists
I need to say something to the creationists in the audience.
I know this comes as a shock to you. It doesn’t surprise the rest of us, but we had to check your X-rays to make sure.
You’re probably wondering when this happened.
Frankly, I’m surprised that you’re surprised. Didn’t this tip you off every time you said it?
I hate to break this to you.
In fact, you have more information than I do. I can only surmise.
Your condition may have started even before conception.
Ordinarily I’d live and let live. But you keep trying to get your religion taught as “science” in the public schools. That makes you…
I know you’ve been complaining about my language on this blog. Well you shouldn’t be reading it anyway. There are better things for you to be doing.
And finally…
A note to my regular readers: As you may have guessed, there will be no changes in this blog’s content or style in the foreseeable future.
January 2nd, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Wohoo!
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:25 pm
You know we’re only trying to drag you down to hell with us.
January 2nd, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Ha! Nice!
January 2nd, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I love picture stories!
Do you think it helps them understand?
January 2nd, 2010 at 9:19 pm
wohoo, Perfect
January 3rd, 2010 at 1:12 am
Well, that’s a relief!
January 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 am
But..but…the earth is only 6,000 years old!! (whine)
How will $carah appeal to her base?
People didn’t evolve from chimps, only republicans!
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
that is some welcome news
January 4th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Is this post partially about the post where I got upset over what I thought you meant but didn’t really mean?
January 4th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
K-Fed:
Not at all. I’m just letting people know that I’ve settled the question posed in the last post.
I’m also saying that I think creationists are retarded.
January 5th, 2010 at 9:48 am
Whoa. Easy, Ron; you wouldn’t want to offend someone.
January 5th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Not that offending them is hard . . . they kinda get offended because we breathe. We’d have to stop taking their precious oxygen before we got anywhere near “not offending.”
January 5th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
I’m a high school bio teacher. I recently got an email petition forwarded to me by the school’s technology coordinator. It was to get ‘creation science’ taught in our school.
I am overwhelmed with blinding rage at the ignorance involved.
January 6th, 2010 at 4:08 am
Kenny, in which state do you teach? Was the petition sent to you for your signature, or was it addressed to you? What action, if any, have you taken? Have you reported it to the school administration?
January 6th, 2010 at 5:56 am
Technology Coodinator? I expect this from ignorant parents and the like. But an inside job from a technology coordinator? I guess I shouldn’t be so surprised.
January 6th, 2010 at 8:12 am
KennyCelican:
But have you done your Darwinist duty to suppress the academic freedoms of this Darwin skeptic?
January 6th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
You realize, of course, that the people for which you wrote this are not currently sitting around saying (to themselves), “I resemble that remark.”
Good graphics.
January 7th, 2010 at 2:30 am
This was in my email this morning. It’s a reply to an old thread on Atheist Experience (why do they always do that?):
January 8th, 2010 at 6:03 am
Who keeps pet monkeys (and is sane)? A much better retort would have been, “… then I guess it’s okay for me to fling poop at you!”
That would have been at least funny, although still incredibly illogical.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:27 am
Heh! I’d post that as a reply, but AE is one of the blogs I walked away from in a huff!