So Why Was One Elected Governor?
Here’s something I happened to miss. In the state of Texas, dildos are illegal!
(According to Pandagon, this is also true in Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi.)
I guess only synthetic dildos are illegal:
A few years ago, somebody made a documentary about this whole silly mess. It’s called Dildo Diaries. I guess I’ll have to rent it. To lubricate whet your appetite, here’s an excerpt I found on YouTube. It features the late, great Molly Ivins discussing the ban.
September 21st, 2007 at 3:59 pm
ah yes, you see, this is to safeguard the Texan women from the stigma of losing their hymen, which then means they can’t be properly marketed to the highest-bidding camel-dealer a la Old Testament. it’s *morality!* see?
you don’t see? pleasure shouldn’t be prohibited, you say? why, you must be a dildo-dealer. arrest this man.
L