So Why Was One Elected Governor?
Here’s something I happened to miss. In the state of Texas, dildos are illegal!
(According to Pandagon, this is also true in Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi.)
I guess only synthetic dildos are illegal:
A few years ago, somebody made a documentary about this whole silly mess. It’s called Dildo Diaries. I guess I’ll have to rent it. To
lubricate whet your appetite, here’s an excerpt I found on YouTube. It features the late, great Molly Ivins discussing the ban.