Pop-Up Bible Heroes, Part 3
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September 13th, 2007 at 10:23 am
“Aw shit, wait up Martha, some of my bling’s gone in the drink, I gotta get in there and HOLY SHIT, FREE SLAVE!”
also gotta love how the author seems to have forgotten the fact that Egyptian female royalty wore form-fitting white dresses, not nice billowy non-transparent-in-the-water cover-up-the-chest ones. then again, she does look pretty stoned, so i guess she put the curtains on by mistake. and a belt of all fuckin’ things, who the fuck wore Western belts in ancient Egypt?
and why is she white? you see any white people in the paintings, you ahistorical twat of an illustrator? same goes for the slave-baby, of course. see, if you just draw the shit right, you don’t get people like me asking why the pharaoh’s daughter is a suburban US Christian in a costume-shop dress, a vanful of knockoff hiphop jewellery and a bad wig. all it needs now is Jack Chick’s dog in the background.
L
September 14th, 2007 at 4:17 am
Lepht, your mention of being “stoned” just gave away your cover, as well as explain why you would take a CARTOON so seriously that you bring actual ancient Egyptian clothing into it. Dude, don’t drink and dial, and don’t smoke and type.
September 14th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Actually, Lepht’s comments were quite constructive. This pop-up book is being sold to parents as a way to indoctrinate their children. Even though the underlying story is fiction, they should at least get the details correct about what life what like in ancient Egypt.
You’re right, Lepht, about the girl being stoned. I guess Moses is in danger of being the Thanksgiving turkey.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
They must also be denying the existence of gravity, because that poorly drawn skank’s center of gravity clearly projects outside her polygon of sustentation, especially with dem triple-D gazongas.
September 14th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
- wow, am i the subject of a discussion? and do i smell the stench of a mind evidently incapable of understanding a little rhetoric? i love it when a potential adversary turns out to be a foot-shooter.
besides that, i can’t drink jack shit, i haven’t been stoned in a decade (it loses something once Mama’s not gonna know, yeah?) and nobody on the net knows whether i’m a “dude” or not.
now, what’s the odds that was a Christian?
L