Pop-Up Bible Heroes, Part 1

I recently happened upon this mini-monstrosity in a used bookstore:

Bible Heroes Popup Book

Yes, it’s a little popup book of Bible Heroes! The thing isn’t more than about 4″ x 5″, and it’s only ten pages long.

I read the thing, but it somehow didn’t feel complete. But what was missing? Dialog! That’s it, dialog!

I’m always concerned that people aren’t being given the complete stories, so I took it upon myself to add the word balloons that were obviously missing from these illustrations.

Over the next few days, I will be publishing the corrected versions of the five stories presented in this book. Let’s begin with illustration #1:

Isaac takes a wife.

3 Responses to “Pop-Up Bible Heroes, Part 1”

  1. ericsan Says:

    I was wondering about “santorum,” so I Googled it. This is what comes up at the top of the search:
    Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
    www.spreadingsantorum.com

    You know that it’s only going to enrage him and get him to try and regulate “the internets”

  2. Ron Britton Says:

    I also explain that on this page, which I wrote last year.

  3. ausyoyo Says:

    how do I google “need a complete brain wipe” after the mental picture of the two types together?

Leave a Reply