Pop-Up Bible Heroes, Part 1
I recently happened upon this mini-monstrosity in a used bookstore:

Yes, it’s a little popup book of Bible Heroes! The thing isn’t more than about 4″ x 5″, and it’s only ten pages long.
I read the thing, but it somehow didn’t feel complete. But what was missing? Dialog! That’s it, dialog!
I’m always concerned that people aren’t being given the complete stories, so I took it upon myself to add the word balloons that were obviously missing from these illustrations.
Over the next few days, I will be publishing the corrected versions of the five stories presented in this book. Let’s begin with illustration #1:



September 6th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I was wondering about “santorum,” so I Googled it. This is what comes up at the top of the search:
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com
You know that it’s only going to enrage him and get him to try and regulate “the internets”
September 6th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I also explain that on this page, which I wrote last year.
September 6th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
how do I google “need a complete brain wipe” after the mental picture of the two types together?