Creationist Flowchart

Here’s a handy flowchart. (from Failed Clone of God)

Creationist flowchart

7 Responses to “Creationist Flowchart”

  1. jfatz Says:

    My favorite flowchart in that vein

  2. Lepht Says:

    cute. i might actually end up using that, too.

    Lepht

  3. Henry Percy Says:

    You are using the logic of an Islamo-nazi-commie,
    the red-green-brown alliance!

    With a billion murdered over the last few hundred years,
    what’s a little extra lie…Hitler and Stalin would be proud
    of their fellow socialist!

    Go join the neighborhood mosque, you can leave whatever
    brain cell Karl Marx left you with at the door!

  4. Ron Britton Says:

    I’m beginning to think that this “Henry Percy” is some sort of conspiracy-bot that some joker programmed to roam the net posting incoherent rants about communism. My spam filter blocks Viagra-bots, but it’s not set up to block Joseph McCarthy-bots.

  5. Zandovise Says:

    Wow! You nuts sure put alot of energy in denying anything relating to religion! Why don’t you must ignore it and live your own lives? Oh, that’s right evolution is its own religion. You know, in the Hindu faith we live and let live. No pressure to convert or push viewpoints. Still it is most fun arguing with you guys.

  6. Ron Britton Says:

    Zandovise:

    The policy around here is to not have the same arguments over and over. Sue Blue replied to your comment two weeks ago. She said:

    You can believe in unicorns and leprechauns for all I care. You can gather together with fellow Zeus-worshippers in your living room every Tuesday night, and it wouldn’t chap my ass. I don’t care what nonsense you hold above logic and reason - as long as it stops at your own life. The anger we non-believers have is not for your belief - its for your insistence on inflicting it on our children in school, trying to pass laws to force this country back into the middle ages and turn every American into a superstitious peasant cowering in church every time there’s a solar eclipse or a meteor shower.

    If your religion is so great, why do you feel so threatened by non-believers? Why don’t you go pray in your closet like your Bible tells you to, and leave the rest of us to deal with reality.

  7. Zandovise Says:

    OK. Well, we don’t use your bible. Christianity is the threat here? OK, ok. Well, this is most boring. I will say good bye and have a nice life.

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