My Proof is Gone!

I didn't see him! I swear!

Oh no! My proof of the non-existence of Ceiling Cat has been destroyed!

For those of you keeping score at home, I did finally move out of that hotel two weeks ago today. I was in there for exactly nine weeks. There’s no excuse for them to have taken that long. At least Ericsan can now breathe easier; all is right with the world: My bathroom walls are no longer pastel peach.

In other news, you may have caught my small notice that I spent last weekend at a ridiculous fundie seminar called Darwin was Wrong. You’re probably anxious for the full report. I’m anxious to write it. But the whole event was so monumentally moronic that I’m having trouble recovering from it. As soon as my neurons start firing again (they will start firing again, won’t they?), I’ll write something up.

7 Responses to “My Proof is Gone!”

  1. Thomas Says:

    Is there a shade of peach that isn’t pastel?

  2. bunkie Says:

    Yes. But it starts hedging towards orange.

  3. Parrotlover77 Says:

    But the whole event was so monumentally moronic that I’m having trouble recovering from it. As soon as my neurons start firing again (they will start firing again, won’t they?), I’ll write something up.

    Sometimes stupidity begs a blog post, but it’s so stupid it’s hard to recover from it, let alone write about it.

    Yesterday at lunch, I found out a coworker thinks that microwave ovens are “they cause of all our problems.” I think she meant in terms of health issues, like cancer. She stated her fear of eating food that has been microwaves too much. I guess she thinks there’s some sort radioactive isotope that gets shot at the TV dinner. Or maybe black magic. Not sure.

    I almost began to explain to her how microwaves worked, but I was so dumbfounded at the idiocy, my lips failed to move for another twenty minutes. That was just a 30 second conversation. I can’t imagine how bad an entire seminar would mess you up.

  4. Steve Wiggins Says:

    Now that the proof of ceiling cat is gone, you’ll just have to take it on faith that he’s there. Once you accept the “no evidence” school, you’ll have no trouble recovering from the seminar…

  5. Lindsay Says:

    Ron, you certainly took one for the team attending that seminar. I hope you recover fully from the event (without having to seek out therapy) and I look forward to hearing all about it…and how you maintained self control the entire time.

  6. ericsan Says:

    If only you could train Ceiling Cat to feed off the popcorn on the ceiling… Wouldn’t be bad if he ate that with a side of frieze. Somehow I never pegged you as a frieze kinda guy.

  7. Ron Britton Says:

    Somehow I never pegged you as a frieze kinda guy.

    It was there when I moved in. They were supposed to remove it when they repainted. Instead, they just painted around it.