What Would Sarah Drive?

RV of the Intelligence Death Panel

I saw this thing in the hotel parking lot. I’m sure it isn’t really hers, because the stupid level didn’t suddenly increase when it arrived.

To answer the question posed in the title: Probably me to Canada, if she’s ever elected.

I’ll bet she’s also driven the RV maker out of business. That brand is forever tainted. It will go the way of Ayds candy.

Ayds makes you lose weight

(Image from Retrocrush)

9 Responses to “What Would Sarah Drive?”

  1. Rose Says:

    That woman is so desperate for attention I can’t imagine her in anything less flashy than a custom neon pink RV… and the ‘Maverick’ would have to be in glitter.

    Loving your site by the way! Hope your home situation’s better and you can concentrate on the more important things in life, like mocking fundies on the internet. ;)

  2. Ron Britton Says:

    Rose:

    The extravagant clothes she bought on the RNC dime right before the convention bears out your thoughts. It’s also typical of Republicans. They claim frugality, but then don’t live up to it when given the chance (GWB inheriting a budget surplus and turning it into the largest deficit in history is another example.).

    Hope your home situation’s better

    I’m going to be stuck in this hotel until at least mid-October.

  3. Parrotlover77 Says:

    They claim frugality…

    Only as a matter of government policy! They are absolutely unabashedly rich fucktards when they are actually rich. They covet wealth more than any other human I’ve seen. Quite ironic, as usual.

  4. Jeff Eyges Says:

    GWB inheriting a budget surplus and turning it into the largest deficit in history is another example.

    Yes, but he kept us safe from the people of color terrorists. Now that we have a black man liberal in the White House, we aren’t as secure.

  5. Jeff Eyges Says:

    DAMN IT! The strike throughs didn’t work. Ron, can you fix it, please?

    “HTML – Because life isn’t difficult enough”

  6. Ron Britton Says:

    WordPress swallowed whatever tag you used for strikethrough. I guessed what you wanted. If I’m wrong, I just changed your meaning.

    Don’t you mean he kept us safe from ACORN?

  7. Steve Wiggins Says:

    I’ve got a candidate for WWSD. I just spied the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile in NJ the other day. Immediately I thought it was what Sarah would drive, if she could. Can’t figure out how to post a picture, but let’s just say I found a winner. (After living 14 years in Wisconsin, this was a no-brainer.)

  8. Jeff Eyges Says:

    “black man” should have been struck out as well.

    There are three HTML tags you can use (supposedly) for strikeouts: del, S and STRIKE. I used STRIKE, because, I don’t know, it seemed the most logical choice for striking something out.

  9. Ron Britton Says:

    There are three HTML tags you can use (supposedly) for strikeouts: del, S and STRIKE.

    I always use S. I have two programs I use for coding these pages. One doesn’t even provide strikethrough as an option. The other gives me S.

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