I was experimenting with Google’s predictive text feature. I wanted to know how much of an impression I had made upon the great god. How many letters would I have to type just to be noticed? As it turns out, only six:
This got me wondering what else Google knows.
Oh, great Google, what do you know about Jerry Falwell?
What I find really funny about that is there are no other suggestions! It’s pretty definitive.
I tried typing in the names of other fundies, such as James Dobson and Tony Perkins, but Google offered me no wisdom there. I was a little surprised.
Well, then, I thought. How about one of the more ridiculous fundies?
Wow! Google sure has a lot to say about him!
Ahh, but Google is much more succinct about his goofy friend: