Ask Google
I was experimenting with Google’s predictive text feature. I wanted to know how much of an impression I had made upon the great god. How many letters would I have to type just to be noticed? As it turns out, only six:
This got me wondering what else Google knows.
Oh, great Google, what do you know about Jerry Falwell?
What I find really funny about that is there are no other suggestions! It’s pretty definitive.
I tried typing in the names of other fundies, such as James Dobson and Tony Perkins, but Google offered me no wisdom there. I was a little surprised.
Well, then, I thought. How about one of the more ridiculous fundies?
Wow! Google sure has a lot to say about him!
Ahh, but Google is much more succinct about his goofy friend:
August 19th, 2009 at 3:02 am
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August 19th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Funny; I get much more conventional suggestions – Jerry Falwell quotes, ministries, biography, etc.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:49 am
It took me six characters to get an “Avian Waves” notice as well. Six? SixSixSix???? COINCIDENCE! NEVEr! SaTAN!!11eleventy11!!!
August 19th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Jeff:
You need to type “Jerry Falwell is”.
August 19th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
(D’oh.)
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 am
Ken Ham also googles as an idiot.
This is a fun game.
November 19th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
I just did it for “Ray Comfort is” and I got a third. In addition to those two it also listed “Ray Comfort is an ignorant fool”
December 9th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
This one is funny:
http://img130.imageshack.us/i/lalalavu.png/
October 24th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Good ole Kirk Cameron just celebrated his 42nd birthday! Check out the awesome party! So f’ing cool…
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/kirk-camerons-birthday-party-looks-fun
Seriously, my office birthday parties were 10x cooler…even when my company was in bankruptcy.
October 25th, 2011 at 4:56 am
I’d forgotten about this. I can’t believe it’s been over two years.
Now I get “Jerry Falwell is” dead, gay and an idiot.
Well, at least he has options.
October 25th, 2011 at 5:04 am
Apparently, there are “Christians” who also think Falwell is in hell. Our old buddy Fred Phelps, of course (is there anyone he doesn’t think is in hell?)
And here’s a guy who thinks Jerry went to hell for the sin of philo-semitism. Seriously.
(I can’t for the life of me understand why the mayor of Topeka doesn’t suggest to its Chief of Police that it would be expedient for Phelps and his daughter to have an “accident”. They’ve got to constitute the worst PR disaster ever to befall Kansas, a state already not known for turning out Rhodes scholars.)
October 25th, 2011 at 8:21 am
Jeff:
That’s why Poe’s Law was discovered. No matter how hard you try, the real fundies are more extreme than anything you can make up.