Comments on: Astroboy

By: 4ndyman

4ndyman — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:34:58 +0000

Caption:
Living in Sin as a Gay Man? Want to Go Down God’s Straight and Heterosexual Path?

You CAN say goodbye to your homosexual ways with our patented “Gay-Be-Gone” two-step process.

STEP 1: Fill your rectum with quick-drying cement.

STEP 2: Pray! Pray! Pray!

Astroboy speech bubble:
“But how will I go to the bathroom?”
Man speech bubble:
“Defecation is an unnatural affront to God! From now on, the only things that go in your mouth are water and communion wine!”

By: Parrotlover77

Parrotlover77 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:49:05 +0000

Really… The makers of a nurse robots have to be furries? Imagine the possibilities here and they choose a teddy bear.

By: Jeff Eyges

Jeff Eyges — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:00:20 +0000

Japanese create teddy bear robot nurse

I’m telling you – they aren’t being straight with us.

By: José

José — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:34:02 +0000

Except I already used it. Look at the file name of the comic book cover in comment #9.

Totally different spelling!

By: Another Steve

Another Steve — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:08:52 +0000

In the high tradition of “fundie science” since it has been PROVEN that José isn’t the winner, that means that I win!

Notice how cleverly (just like “fundie science”) I have totally glossed over the facts that there are other contestants in this contest who’s entries are as good as and better than my own, that somehow I am the only one who wins without explanation.

Ron: could you please delete comment 18. I bumped the “Enter” key and accidentally made two entries. Of course, this could also be like “fundie science”. Any evidence that contradicts my entry in the popularity contest of science isn’t the winner should be swept under the rug!

By: Another Steve

Another Steve — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:00:09 +0000

[Evidence of Another Steve's keyboard incompetence deleted]

By: OtherRob

OtherRob — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:44:11 +0000

Oops.

By: Ron Britton

Ron Britton — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:26:47 +0000

Except I already used it. Look at the file name of the comic book cover in comment #9.

By: OtherRob

OtherRob — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:06:06 +0000

I think José wins this one.

By: Robert Madewell

Robert Madewell — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:34:08 +0000

Woman: “Astroboy, you’ll like this oil. It is holy oil specially blessed by an Irish Catholic Priest.”

By: José

José — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:03:52 +0000

Asstroboy

By: Another Steve

Another Steve — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:35:48 +0000

Ron:

That’s what I remember.

Gosh does this take me back though…

I and many friends used to play a roll playing game called Superheros 2044. On one Saturday afternoon we decided we would “fix the game” a little bit. We took super hero characters and forced them to comply with rules of common sense. One of the young ladies had always liked Astro Boy. One of the characteristics the group agreed on was that Astro Boy had a stealth rating of something like -20. This was because every time he walked, he made that “inconspicuous” Vweep Voop Vweep Voop noise.

When ever the party that got stuck with Astro Boy went anywhere they got the crap kicked/shot/blasted out of them because the only thing they could sneak up on was a battalion of deaf, jack-hammer wielding, idiots. Eventually, the other characters/players started to abuse the walking embarrassment. The end of Astro Boy was when a character with a high dexterity and an almost normal stealth rating stuck a limpet mine on his back… That left a mark.

To my candidate caption:

Ok Astro Boy, I’ve pretty much got your ass welded back on. Next time try not to piss people off so much.